Hey, Dreamer.

I'm Sabrina. Hi.24...? Taurus, ISTJ, pan/poly, super noob, archaeology grad, weird almost firefighter. We should be friends. Probably.

[d4c]

[fortooate]

i am so fuking happy about luigi tennis

[car0den]

does Luigi have a big dick I can’t tell

[fortooate]

that’s the beauty part

some rough work reveals that luigi may be close to four inches flaccid, although this is a) simply one interpretation of which way his dick is resting, b) therefore is merely an educated guess as to length, c) does not account for any level of partial erection, & d) reveals little to nothing about his erect measurement

what we do know, however, is that luigi has a dick. and that? that’s great.

[ordenna-deactivated20181024]

mark I’m coming to confiscate your computer

[velmadinkleygothedit]

don’t censor him

[toxicmp3]

first of all. luigi has cankles, second of all, what razor does he use because those gams are SLEEK

[uryyybel-deactivated20190320]

Why are you all like this

[mahoyome]

Artist: にうろん | Source: ♡ | Twitter: neu6n | Pixiv: id=2878221 Posted with permission. ※ Do not repost, edit, or delete the credits. Please visit the original source and support the artist there!

[femceldoomer]

PSA

Thank you, have a wonderful day.

[aki-rain-art]

This drawing is silly on so many levels, but I figured I could draw what I want since I’m on winter break… and Oberon looks like a reindeer so I thought the idea was too funny to resist! XD Hope everyone has a fun holiday season!

Commissions are open and I also have a Redbubble shop - please see my blog or message me for more information!

[possuman-deactivated20180713]

why do 90% of all medicines sound like cool wizard names

[possuman-deactivated20180713]

it is i, Zyrtec the allmighty,

[possuman-deactivated20180713]

you are no match for Xanax the Wise

[sasstricbypass]

viagra 

[m0nsterjuice]

they gave it a christmas hat… 

[purplebuddhaquotes]

[freepalest1ne]

[sipnsyphe]

Nope.

[chandrar-nalaar]

when your teacher is trying to teach you how to cast fireball

[gservator]

+3 to Intellect

[teampokepals76]

If anybody’s wondering what’s happening here, this clip made it onto Outrageous Acts of Science, and they explained that this teacher was demonstrating the Leidenfrost effect, which is basically when you place a droplet of a liquid on a surface that’s far hotter than its boiling point. The part of the drop touching the hot surface turns into vapor and forms a cushion that the rest of the drop rests on top of, which causes it to skid across the floor so quickly. The substance the teacher uses in the video is liquid methane. But methane has a really low boiling point. Like, about −160 °C low. So once it touches the comparatively hot floor, the Leidenfrost effect comes into play, and it slides across the floor. The issue is though, methane is colorless, so you can’t normally see it. Thankfully (in this demonstration), methane is also very flammable, so he sets it on fire before dumping it onto the floor so you can see it as it moves. Definitely a cooler demonstration of the Leidenfrost effect than dropping a little water in a hot pan. Or hotter, if you like puns.

[paint-the-sky-lilac]

THANKS FOR EXPLANATION SCIENTIFIC SIDE OF TUMBLR

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

Concept: a dragon that tries to sleep on top of it’s friends and family every night bc they’re it’s greatest treasure

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

where r the rest of the notes, this is Important

[purplebuddhaquotes]

[the-future-now-deactivated20170]

Watch: Carl Sagan schooled B.o.B. on his flat Earth theory more than 30 years ago

Follow @the-future-now

[micdotcom]

🐸☕️

[trashboat]

bipch erastosthenes schooled b.o.b. 2,230 years ago

[pukicho]

That guy who fell asleep during a 24 hour marathon playing majora’s mask will always be fucking hilarious

[gaystation-4]

this isn’t bot spam it’s just the new mood for december

[yuckywilliam-deactivated2017021]

we’re gonna delete deadnames

reblog to delete your dead name

[chaoschalcedony]

I dont have a dead name but reblogging this also deletes your friends dead names

[dirtycreekwater]

hey guys our dead names are now deleted

[doodlefriend-deactivated2022121]

for anyone who needs it 

[catsbeaversandducks]

View this post on Instagram

“Meow!”

Video by I_am_puma

[iron-sunrise]

<3 Note that this puma is a petting zoo rescue who isnt fit for reintroduction to the wild. (I worried too and looked it up)

[iron-thorn-deactivated20180409]

This blog did not and will not send requests for bitcoin donations.

There seems to be a virus or some sort of malware going around causing blogs to “send out” chat messages to blogs that they follow asking for help with the purchase of certain items through donations of seemingly small amounts using bitcoin and adds a link to the message.

The message goes as following (at least the first message I got went like this): “Hi there buddy. I need help, I’m trying to buy a laptop and I can’t afford it. I’m about 0.36$ short, and I’d really appreciate if you could help me and transfer some money to me via bitcoin using this *link*.”

The small details in the message seems to have a few variations with the greeting, amount and purchased item showing up in different variations from formal to friendly, from 0.016 to 2$ and from a phone case to a laptop among others.

The blogs that are affected send out the messages to blogs that they follow for a long time mostly, so you are most likely to receive the message from a long time, active follower whose name you might recognize or a mutual etc. The blogs that are affected are not spam bots but actual active followers who follow the recipient for months or years and most likely the blogger who “sent” the message is unaware of the message being sent.

DO NOT OPEN THE LINK.

Opening up the link will cause the virus to spread even more and infect your computer/mobile with any sort of malware.

If you have received a message of that sort from this blog please know that it was not sent by me or within my control and ignore/delete the message without clicking the link.

[thenamelessdoll]

If you get anything like this from “me”, DELETE IT RIGTH AWAY!! (O_O)