SarcasticManGnome

Taste the Regret, Feel the Puns

[thedogeveryonehates]

where the FUCK did all the froyo places go...

[zackthelion]

...and where are all the gods??? Where's the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds???

[ray-okumura]

I NEED A FROYO

[batzzzzz]

Rool

[jibunbosh]

this image isn't from 1993. it's a posting on a message board that dates its posts according to the "eternal september" dating model and in reality it dates to somewhere more along the lines of the early 2010s

[outofcontextdiscord]

[kurgy]

wheres seasons greasons

[kurgy]

[kurgy]

its that time of year again

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

It doesn’t have to be

[kurgy]

its not optional

[krishnahare]

[sarhoskedi-deactivated20241211]

[borderlands-disorder]

[fakehistory]

Philadelphians refilling the earths core with Cheez Whiz during the Great Cheez Whiz shortage of 1912

[antimony-ore]

Get DRINKED (don't tell the Philadelphians)

[fatbushtit]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[beckiboos]

What the fuck those things are real I thought it was just a cartoon

[epic-games-official]

I thought the same thing when I moved to Arizona

[sharper-and-bigger]

Little velociraptor

[sonoran-partisan]

Lads

[squeedge]

ok but roadrunners are so cool, I can seldom think of a bird more velociraptor-like

more people need to know they’re real because look at this, this is some real walking with dinosaurs shit

they have powerful legs allowing them to run up to 20mph and leap to impressive heights with ease

they are extremely swift and fearless, quick enough to take down a sizable rattlesnake and other large prey animals like lizards and mice

they have several unique adaptations to thermoregulate, such as the dark patch of feathers on their back which acts as a solar panel to absorb heat, or its crest that either releases or absorbs heat by exposing its skin

they have these long, stiff tailfeathers that they use as a counterbalance when running, very reminiscent of the rod-like tail of a dromaeosaur

and they are capable of bursts of flight/gliding with incredibly beautiful plumage

I’m genuinely shocked how many people think they’re made up, they are real and they are AWESOME

[callmebliss]

I love you Mr. Meepmeep

[jaubaius]

This is so beautiful and took a lot of patience!!! ✊

[waifu-police]

Dropping a brick on the post below

hee hee

[cobalt-sable]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[rathernoxic]

[doggosource]

oh to be a pup being painted - by William Henry Hamilton Trood (1848-1899). 

[frerin-shixiong]

You know he watched this happen and laughed his ass off and went, “people need to see this.”

[foggythefrogoriginal]

@soulsearcher33 @thefingerfuckingfemalefury

[un-magnificentlivesofadults]

My mom just sent me this picture of my dog…I guess we got a lot of snow, then

[un-magnificentlivesofadults]

update:

[back-that-sass-up]

Great update

[mcnostril]

From what I’ve observed of this year’s gobbler week, modern gerbls are much more fashionable and curvier than they used to be.