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It still makes literally zero sense that Rey can understand Wookie.

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“What do I do when I’m home? Mostly, I refurbish gear at my workbench - it costs too much to make extensive repairs at Unkar’s washing tables in Niima. I have an old Y-wing computer display I use to study schematics of rebel and Imperial starships and run flight sims. I practice alien languages and droidspeak so I can talk to people in Niima. And I sleep - I made myself a hammock when I was just a kid. At first it was huge, and I would feel lost in the middle of it. Now it fits more snugly” - Rey’s Survival Guide

also Pablo Hidalgo’s TFA Visual Dictionary

“Rey’s interaction with offworlders has allowed her to learn nonhuman languages such as Wookiee and astromech binary.”

theoriginalcrazyferelden

Lets just be honest here for a moment, people hate on Rey simply because of her gender.

Anakin, a mere child, pilots a Starfighter and blows up the Droid Command ship while more experienced, adult, pilots die around him,

Fanboys: Yes, completely believable, he has the force,

Luke pilots a Starfighter and blows up the Death Star while more experienced pilots die around him.

Fanboys: Yes, completely believable, he has the force.

Rey, alone and with nothing better to do, uses an old computer to teach herself how to understand alien and droid languages, and how to fix and repair machinery.

Fanboys: What is this Mary Sue bullshit? Who the fuck is Rey? Just an SJW character so that the females can feel empowered. This is completely unbelievable. Fuck Rey.

Their BS is ridiculous.

drst

Yup.

darthmelyanna

My group of friends has been watching the movies together in a lead-up to TLJ. One of them really dislikes Rey. Not to the point of swearing about her, but he thinks she’s ridiculously unrealistic and whatever and he can’t stop telling you about it whenever the movie is mentioned.

During Ep I, we got to the battle at the end. Analog blew up the command center. I said, rather calmly and to the group as a whole, “Ten-year-old boy, literally the chosen one from a virgin birth, accidentally gets into this battle and blows up the ship, but Rey is the unrealistic one.”

I wish I had a picture of my friend’s face. Dude has yet to come up with a response.

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this kid is living in 2057

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This kid just activated a Russian sleeper agent somewhere

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maybe you MILLENIALS would be able to afford a house if you stopped spending your money at your local diner’s jukebox buying twenty one (21) plays of what’s new pussycat with one (1) play of it’s not unusual in the middle