so fucked up that i have to take care of my body everyday. what if sometimes i feel sad about the maintenance

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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so fucked up that i have to take care of my body everyday. what if sometimes i feel sad about the maintenance
animators fuck me up. if you asked me to draw something it would take every ounce of my life to complete this task. if you then asked me to draw it again a little to the left I would die
The Last Judgement by Michelangelo (Saint Bartholomew, detail) and My Melody from Onegai My Melody (2005)
Hi guys i'm so glad no one's doing april fAAAAAAAHHH AHHHHHH AAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO DID THSI
me n my medieval gf sexting:
me: i will rend thy cunt asunder, wench
her: o! prithee split me in twain
If Batman and Spider-Man switched rogues galleries none of their villains would last more than ten minutes against the new enemy
Batman takes down all of Spider-Man’s villains with ruthless efficiency and preparation
Batman’s villains are all like “TAKE ME SERIOUSLY DAMMIT” and Spider-Man is like “No 😜”
The Joker would have an intense hatred for Spider-Man because Spider-Man is actually funny
That was the exact thought process behind this post
In Gotham:
“Riddle me this-”
“I like knock knock jokes better.”
In New York:
Green Goblin is getting his ass beat by 12 orphans in spandex
This too shall pass (x)
my mom has gotten addicted to watching scott the woz videos under the guise that it’ll make her the expert at selling video games at her retail space and sometimes she’ll tell me a video game fun fact and she’ll go “you know who taught me that? scott” like he’s a professor shes on first name basis with
this is how every convo with her is like now
How the fuck do you get a gif this specific
Yakuza is just that kind of series
I just think everyone should see this little guy from Hieronymus Bosch’s painting The Garden of Earthly Delights
Kirby from Kirby is Kirby!
You can carbon date this post by its shade of blue
tumblr banned half the dictionary so we just made new words
Whenever people see an intelligent animal with a witch, there is a common assumption that it is the witches familiar. And while true, many of them are simply magical animal helpers…
Others are actually young witch babies.
Since witches have no womb and are a byproduct of wild magic, whenever a witch wishes for a child they might one day find a young animal lingering around the house, much like receiving a familiar. An easy way to tell the difference between a youngling and a familiar, however, is that once bonded a familiar will soon begin speaking thereafter. Younglings will not develop speech until much later in their development.
The 2 year mark is when familiar and youngling dimorphism begins. While familiars will simply grow into an adult animal, younglings will enter into a “troll” stage, in which they will develop traits that separate them from ordinary creatures but do not yet resemble a human. It is towards the end of this stage that they will begin saying words, and simple sentences. Minor jinx magic is to be expected.
The “troll” stage will last for ~5 years, and the next stage can happen anytime within the next 3-6 following years. They will encounter a sudden “growth spurt,” where they will suddenly come into distinctly human shapes, while still retaining vestigial traits from their troll years. This transformation can happen overnight, or take over a year to complete. They can begin practicing simple spell magic at this point.
Finally, usually around the 18 year mark, they will fully shed any last vestigial traits, and appear as any other mature witch.
While some claim that the animal a youngling starts off as influences how they look as an adult, that’s largely been debunked. Witch children actually tend to generally resemble their parent(s).
Because names are of great importance to witches, some traditional households will follow the custom of waiting for the youngling to arrive at speaking age to let them choose their own name. Until then, often they refer to the child as their animal: Kitty, Crow, Frog etc.
If a witch parent posts a pic of their troll kid and anyone comments “cursed,” that’s an INSTA-BLOCK.