don't you dare go hollow, friend

Alister | Germany | 24

[tiny-al-old]

Hey, if anyone following me is still active, I had to remake cause this account got fucked on mobile and staff didn't help, so if you wanna stick with me, come follow me again on @tiny-al

[nonexistent-creature]

I love when a textbook has a theorem that is just the most obviously true shit, like girl I sure hope so, if that weren't true I think math would fall apart!

[eiimblr]

[machine-unlearning]

I especially love the conjunction of "this problem is intuitively plain as day" and "it took mathematicians centuries to formally prove this." What do you mean it takes advanced topology to prove every closed curve has an inside and outside

[konoko]

[tramampoline]

the lovely woman who owned kabosu, the shiba known as doge, should get to take a point blank shot at elon musk with the doohickey that killed shinzo abe

[avonturx]

[everythingfox]

“do the thing first”

(via)

[girlnephew]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[jame7t]

women & bitches love my cavern

[cryptotheism]

Can you shut up about your cavern

[jame7t]

TO THE PIT WITH YOU !

[cryptotheism]

Dog where the fuck am I

[omegaverse]

White woman activated

[kittenchomp]

terfs b like You Will Never Look Like This

[catasters]

[beardedmrbean]

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign

[memewhore]

[were--ralph]

genuinely no video on the internet mystifies me like this one

[storm-of-the-swarm]

Starting a collection

If you have more I'd love to see them this is my favorite meme format ever

[lesbiskammerat]

love those old soviet posters that are just advertising like, an activity. not some “go to mike’s hardware for the BEST deals around!” just “hey, you can learn stuff at libraries” or “consider going for a hike in the countryside” big kin

[foxpurr]

I’d love some examples!!

[sovietshopaholic]

Caring for birds will increase your fruit harvest!

What are you interested in? The library has many books to match your interests.

Tourism is the best relaxation!

Vitamin C. Vitamins help you to become healthy and strong

Fresh air strengthens health and improves quality of education! (Soviet classroom design, from my personal experience, includes big windows that let in a lot of air and sunshine)

[fuck-philip-banks]

*sees an advertisement that isn’t about how you should spend money on a corporation’s product* this must be an evil commie plot to keep the glory of the west from seeping into their citizens’ poor little hearts

[anti-democratic-russian-bot]

They had cars made in the USSR actually. My dad had one.

This says “Saved up and bought a car!”. Not a car ad per se, actually supports saving money.

And yeah it’s good for public health to discourage use of cigarettes and alcohol. There are a lot of posters for that, this one is my fav:

It says “No!”

There are also ice cream advertisements (not for specific brands, just the concept of ice cream lol). It is so charming and I wish I could have lived in a world not constantly being advertised to at some point.

[kropotkindersurprise]

I hope you use this as an opportunity to reflect on why you think that generic brandless ice-cream means “dystopian hellscape” to you, and where you might have picked up that mental connection (not to mention the anti-alcoholism poster; these posters are suggestions, not laws forbidding alcohol, you get that right?).

[ciswomenofficial]

Advertisements discouraging teen drinking are dystopian, because destroying your liver is a god given right, and anyone so much as lightly suggesting you don’t do that is an authoritarian commie.

[thatswhywelovegermany]

Please don't season the pigeons!!

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

show me those working-class genitals

[apas-95]

harry du bois dialogue option