Lover's Eyes

bleeding heart liberal. crowned princess of snark and sarcasm. small feet. big heart.

[eelizabit]

i nominate post malone for queer eye

[whataline-deactivated20211025]

[mooglemain]

LMFAOOOOOOOO

[ates-kadehii-deactivated2019081]

[youngwhiteboi]

[solidsnake]

[cubonesaystransrights]

[brohism]

Gigantamaxing

[meangirlnurse]

i like the little map on doordash because you can watch your delivery driver completely miss your address in real time

[meangirlnurse]

daniel you are going in the completely wrong direction. let me help you daniel

[meangirlnurse]

daniel i am hungry. i am opening my mouth like a baby bird daniel

[teathattast]

[warchiefwindrunner]

DO WEREWOLVES HAVE TOE BEANS

[stopaskingformykik]

of course they have toe beans what else do you suck on

[warchiefwindrunner]

if there is a god, mine is surely a trickster, giving me the miracle of sight and of comprehension only for me to be cursed to use it on what you just said

[jimmypagestheremin]

One detail you could always expect to see in Queen albums was the “no synthesizers” thing but in Roger’s Fun in Space album you can find “157 synthesizers” in the notes

[rogermeddhoestaylor-deactivated]

Fun fact! - Queen put ‘no synthesisers’ on their albums not as a huge statement because they hated synthesisers but because people genuinely believed they were using synthesisers in their songs when it was actually just Roger doing some crazy shit with his voice, basically they said ‘no synthesisers’ as a flex on Roger’s vocals

[cariboucowboy-moved-deactivated]

Damn..Queen was really just like “no we don’t use synths, it’s just our drummer going fucking nuts as he always does”

[brian-maybe-not]

“Our drummer is feral and that’s something you’re going to have to live with”

[whitepeopletwitter]

[beaky-peartree]

captain hook: arrrg i miss vine. twas me fav’rit app

smee: but capn! there’s a new app! its not exactly the same but it’s very similar!

captain hook: what’s it called?

smee: um

[lickthemagaindeacy]

FUCK

[lindsay-lohannibal]

[coldtongue]

“you’re so polite!” thanks, I am afraid of you.

[jasonmantzoukas]

[softchubbypuppy]

[quesofresc0]

Me

[chavorruco-noventero-deactivate]

Me when my boss gives me actual work to do

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[ladyshinga]

when we hear “boys will be boys” this is the kind of shit we want it to mean

[whitepeopletwitter]

[softlenaluthor]