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number one The Mummy (1999) apologist aro/ace | she/her

[slitherliten]

hey gang

[p0isonives]

conner kent has INCREDIBLE self control, cause if i came back from being dead to find out Tim Drake tried to clone me 99 times because he missed me so much, i’d immediately make him my bride

[akaanmo]

picture-perfect

[crowwkui]

date fits 🌞

[april]

ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.

[april]

ⓘ Tip But watch out.

[youngerfrankenstein]

Doofenshmirtz is kind of proof that you can, in fact, make one of the funniest characters out there by throwing shit at the wall.

He’s a supervillain, he’s amicably divorced, he was raised by ocelots, his evil ambitions only stretch as far as taking over the tri-state area, he’s in a romantically-coded/joked about rivalry with a sentient platypus, he’s a good dad, he once lost a fight with a potted plant, he was forced to be a lawn gnome. But most importantly, he never gives up.

[youngerfrankenstein]

Some additions from the notes (I love reading the notes on this):

And of course:

[scramratz]

I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

[scramratz]

I did it! It sucked but I did it!

[scramratz]

[gallifreyburning]

[row-jpg]

the duality of van

[silverirony]

unreliable narrator but it's just an aromantic writing romance

[silverirony]

the author's barely concealed aromanticism

[starsworth]

imagine being such a good boykisser that the boy who never wants to kiss anyone thinks he could die happy after spending his last days on earth having the privilege to kiss you and the kicker is, he means this literally bc he's certain he'll die, and then he almost does. not only that, but you're such a good boykisser that after said boy is tortured and almost killed and left extremely injured, one of his top sources of anxiety is that you might not kiss him again. genuinely no one was doing it like andrew minyard.

[renison-truther]

Imagine thinking no one cares about you or appreciates what you do and then the boy you’ve been kissing that you thought was a fever dream says thank you. he says you were amazing. and then you find out that was him saying goodbye. Andrew was so valid in choking Kevin after that.

[mmm-asbestos]

has anyone figured out how much art you need to make to make your mental illness go away

[not-from-mars]

so far it’s not seven

[sage-nebula]

I'm watching the only valid version of Lilo & Stitch and I completely forgot they didn't draw a cartoon version of Elvis for this scene. They just used an actual portrait of him. This movie is so great.

[parsnippety]

@elvis-official :)

[elvis-official]

Woah mama they never paid me for that wonderful film

[strangled-mangoes]

you’ll have to take it up with mr sanders

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[futurakid]

[leg-stealing-bee]

[closetedguyy]

[dangnabbitsonnyjim]

[personification-of-anxiety]

[in-love-with-remus-lupin]

[remmickz]

[dasloddl]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

one of my buddies is occupying a fortified position on high ground. i'm going to kick his ass with ease

[jedi-grandmaster]

[fic-dumpster]

[duckdotcom]

I love using "by the way" as a segue into topics that are completely unrelated to the matters at hand. it isn't remotely by the way, quite a ways out of the way in fact. a little adventure