French Boy

Yves | 19 | NYC Me | Instagram

[angelicguy]

*young republican voice* i don’t see why my rich, rich, rich rich rich, rich rich rich rich, so fucking rich, father should have to pay for poorer boys school lunches. he could spend that money on a racism machine

[blackness-by-your-side]

💯

[r--g--b]

I can’t believe Andy Samberg murdered Macklemore.

[dismisses]

I can't believe it's already 2017

[dismisses]

Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this

[4lienmatt]

They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme

[dismisses]

No no no lol please don’t

[soft-grunge-lesbian]

Forever reblog until 2017

[dismisses]

O my god no

[eigendefinition]

i cant stop laughing 

[troyeisart]

until 2017

[infinite-angels]

only 3 more years.

[jeankirsteln]

we can reblog while we wait for Sherlock series 4.

[sarcasticfrenchkid]

Guys this has been in my queue since January 6th 2014!

[inkskinned]

To Whom It May Concern,

if you have thievery skills and/or misdirection abilities and/or are related to a raccoon (i envy their dexterity) i need to learn to pickpocket so when a man i don’t like says “where’s my hug?” and forces me into being near him, i can steal his wallet and identity and eventually his girlfriend. i am a quick learner and ready to adapt; please consider accepting me under your educational wing and/or very dexterous raccoon fingers

[just-shower-thoughts]

If I position myself at specific distance from Earth with a powerful enough telescope, I could get a satellite view of any point of human history.

[officialcrow]

*to my doctor after getting laser eye surgery* so how do i shoot them

[floodedlungs-archived]

my kink is a happy n fulfilling relationship

[floodedlungs-archived]

[bombing]

mom? yeah hey its me. i just called to—what? yeah i’m doing fine thanks. listen i was playing call of duty and this kid said some really shocking things about you and i just had to confirm that they weren’t true

[problematicparrot]

[cbdnrd]

Science is so cool

[melonatures]

Beyoncé laid her left hand on Mr. Martin’s right shoulder as she and Mr. Mars outsang him — an act of love, of pity, of grace.

New York Times  (via prayforprada)

[oknope]

i make myself laugh, i should date me

[taupey]

sugar buddy: your totally platonic rich friend who gives u expensive gifts 

[andromedafalls]

a literal pay pal

[slowpokekaiju]

when ya mom running for president but you lowkey feeling the bern

[lopmon]

[jiles-deactivated20160208]

parents: the real world is gonna bite you in the ass!!!!11!11 me: damn the real world a freak

[foodchewer]

nerds that have school tomorrow:

me:

[humorful]

my dad just said “i cant even”