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# WHOEVER MADE THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING TAKEN OUT BY THE GODDAMN KGB

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This is it. The video that made memes illegal in Russia. Reblog it every day to piss Sadimir Putin off.

ioanina

guys this is part of history now. legislative and cultural history. there will be law students and cultural anthropologists alike debating this video and it’s aftereffects in the future and that is fucking wild

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Animal snaps

plant-folk

The full rotation of the Moon as seen by NASA’s Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter.

frogmp3

she is WHAT? sickening

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I’m not even kidding I teared up a lil

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mom

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sheerioswifties

Some of you are actually really nice people and it shows

niggazinmoscow

I’ve rewatched the ad at least three times to try and figure out why some folks are angry with it and I’m at a loss. All I see here is: Be a better human. Set a better example. Encouraging strength of character and integrity over typical “machismo”.

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If you tell me you’re going to do something, I remember. If you don’t do it, I remember. We can still be cool, but your words will mean less.

(via deeplifequotes)

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girl: i’m not wearing any panties ;)

lesbian: oh thats cool! underwear can feel uncomfortable at times. i’m wearing pretty standard cotton underwear that i got from target. cotton underwear is the best because it’ll keep things feeling fresh and cool down there. so anyways how was your day :)

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in case you guys wanna know what modern high school dances are like, at mine despacito came on and everyone t-posed around this one kid as he fortnite danced like his life depended on it

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little-klng

to be fair, at a school dance when i was in school, a kid i knew had completely memorized the choreography to the gangnam style music video and the rest of us yell-sang what does the fox say noises at her while she did it.. so like, not much different. same soil different pot

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if cotton eye’d joe came on everyone would make the neatest fuckign lines and do the dance in sync. it was like a cult. but hell yeah it was fun as shit