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IMAX????

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Hiiiii I love them

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Where I’m at currently

hymneminium

Not that there's anything wrong with having something wrong with you

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Here's a lil something to make you giggle in these treacherous times...

sarcasticomment

Here’s my sambucky head canon/ theory for what happened inbetween FATWS and Thunderbolts:

After Sam became the new Captain America, the government started sending him on missions and he brought Bucky along with him (bc that’s his partner!). BUT the government didn’t like the optics of their new Cap working with former assassin The Winter Solider and told Sam to stop bringing Bucky along. Obviously Bucky felt some type of way and Sam -not wanting to jeopardize his already shaky relationship with the government over his new title- had to continue without him.

Now this is causing a strain on their relationship and Bucky is in a funk, hanging around their apartment upset and grumpy (yes I choose to believe they live together). So when evil Julia Louis-Dreyfus (Valentina- whatever her name is I’m not looking it up rn) hits Bucky up with a contract kill he’s like eh why not, everyone already thinks I’m no good. Then BOOM Thunderbolts.

sarcasticomment

Okay so I just saw Brave New World and I realize I was so off on my sambucky head cannon (in the best way).

First off, I thought we were heading into the sambucky divorce era but NOPE, they tricked us! So new head cannon: Sam and Bucky are happily married but, both busy with their careers as Cap and U.S Senator (also we will unpack that later bc ???). They try to make time for eachother like a HEALTHY marriage, but it’s hard when they’re both gone. This is why Bucky is grumpy in Thunderbolts bc he has to run around with idiots (minus Yelena) instead of spending time with his husband.

Sam on the other hand, waits idly by at home for Bucky to return from his campaign trail and randomly gets texts and voice messages from his husband ranting about how he hates his job.

#sambucky #captain america #captain america brave new world #sam wilson #bucky barnes #the winter soldier #marvel mcu #mcu #marvel

Here’s my sambucky head canon/ theory for what happened inbetween FATWS and Thunderbolts:

After Sam became the new Captain America, the government started sending him on missions and he brought Bucky along with him (bc that’s his partner!). BUT the government didn’t like the optics of their new Cap working with former assassin The Winter Solider and told Sam to stop bringing Bucky along. Obviously Bucky felt some type of way and Sam -not wanting to jeopardize his already shaky relationship with the government over his new title- had to continue without him.

Now this is causing a strain on their relationship and Bucky is in a funk, hanging around their apartment upset and grumpy (yes I choose to believe they live together). So when evil Julia Louis-Dreyfus (Valentina- whatever her name is I’m not looking it up rn) hits Bucky up with a contract kill he’s like eh why not, everyone already thinks I’m no good. Then BOOM Thunderbolts.

#sambucky #sam wilson #bucky barnes #the winter soldier #thunderbolts #mcu #marvel #captain america #captain america brave new world #sleep deprived thoughts

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I’ve only got three possible reactions to watching a TOS episode:

“I can’t believe this aired” (the worst plot you’ve ever seen on tv)

“I can’t believe this aired” (a piece of media so beyond its time and still relevant to today’s discussions, that I’m surprised it didn’t got censored at the time it went on air)

“I can’t believe this aired” (gay as fuck)

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imagine louis’ headache

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Succession 2x10 “This Is Not for Tears” ┃ Inception

for @phonecallfromgod

raisinchallah

very funny that the solution to shatner and nimoys feuding and ego problems behind the scenes was send them to the yaoi mines until they worked it out and this was suggested by acclaimed science fiction writer isaac asimov they will stop fighting over lines and spotlight if you always place the characters together and make their relationship central to the show one cannot think of spock without kirk and kirk without spock and next domino falls slash fiction is invented..

raisinchallah

i want you to know i do not lie.. and then they heeded his words and sent them to the yaoi mines for the season 2 premiere

sophiamcdougall

ISAAC ASIMOV: Why not make Kirk and Spock a closer working team? THEODORE STURGEON, SCRIBBLING NOTES: Kirk... will... throw... his career ... away for Spock, yes, got it.

ISAAC ASIMOV: Well, I -- sure. Just have them face threats together! THEODORE STURGEON, NODDING VIGOROUSLY: Threats like 'Spock needs sex to live' a threat that can only be resolved by rolling and writhing in the hot, hot sand, with Kirk ISAAC ASIMOV: Uh, I was thinking more like 'they save each other's lives' THEODORE STURGEON, TYPING FURIOUSLY: So you know the potion that Juliet takes to seem dead so she can be with Romeo what if that but it's Kirk and there's a happy ending. But first, Spock thinks Kirk is dead and just like Romeo is like 'I will soon also be dead'. Do you think that establishes enough that they are close ISAAC ASIMOV: ... ISAAC ASIMOV: *quietly leaves to go and harass some women* THEODORE STURGEON: You're right, it's missing something. THEODORE STURGEON: *gasps* An improvised titty window!

ferndaphnia

Aziraphale being a cutie patootie

thealogie

Last night was so crazy….imagine if you wanted a boozy brunch at the ritz with the love of your life but god said NO he has to go be CEO of the most evil company in the world now

izacore

You remember Jane Austen? Yeah. I'm not gonna forget her in a hurry, am I? The brains behind the 1810 Clerkenwell Diamond Robbery. Brandy smuggler. Master spy. What a piece of work. She wrote books. Novels. Jane? Austen? Yes! Whoa, bit of a dark horse. Novels, eh? Yes. They were very good. Good Omens (2019-) || Pride and Prejudice (2005)