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two women: lived together in a cottage for their whole adult lives, never married men, stayed like this until they died

historians:

manfuckyopride

me backstage at one of chris brown’s shows after i give him the wine and pasta i made him

earthdad

i miss 2012 when the biggest problem was Gangnam Style being overplayed it was a much simpler time before we knew what 2016 had in store for us

chevalure

2012 was like the early years of harry potter when the biggest obstacle he faced was a somewhat cranky dog. now 2016 has happened, the triwizard tournament is over and cedric is dead

keithsweatshop

zoey (at the beggining of the zoey 101 theme song): “are you ready”?

me:

sincerely-julie

memeofthesoul

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my pet: *does anything*

me:

slimetony

I sincerely cant remember the last time that staff rolled out a feature that improved this website in any way

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When they moved the reblog button to the bottom of posts

slimetony

Where was it before?

catparazzi

at the top we had to scroll all the way back up in order to reblog

slimetony

Wh

slimetony

What the fuck

slimetony

I sincerely cant remember the last time that staff rolled out a feature that improved this website in any way

genjifap-deactivated20170826

When they moved the reblog button to the bottom of posts

slimetony

Where was it before?

catparazzi

at the top we had to scroll all the way back up in order to reblog

slimetony

Wh

slimetony

What the fuck

gray-jane

the other day at work, i asked a woman her name– like i do for everyone, because we have to write it on the cup–and she goes “we come in here all the time. you should really know our names by now” as if i don’t serve hundreds of people a day or as though a nondescript middle aged white woman made such an impact upon me that i’d remember her. i was feeling pretty impatient and irritable though, so i covered my name tag with my hand and asked her my name and she didn’t know it and at least had the decency to change demeanor from haughty and superior to sort of quietly embarrassed and i’m fairly sure that’s the only thing i’ve ever done at work that matters to me.