Probably Thinking About Any Shonen Anime Again

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[nature-travel-photography]

A heart carved by nature itself - Author: DaringDuvet

[dogpuppy]

[tired-biscuit]

you know that trope where it’s princess + knight, but they’ve both been captured by the bad guys and the princess is now gripped by the jaw by the villain, receiving a thin cut to her cheek while remaining completely still with a defiant look in her eyes even as a droplet of blood begins to trickle out of the wound, all while 3 people AT THE VERY LEAST need to have their hands locked on the knight because he’s thrashing around like a wild animal, trying so so so desperately, violently, to get to her?

yeah, that’s porn to me.

[toskarinfr]

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

[achillesinhighheels]

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time

[beneaththemoon4]

That intimate moment between you and the book you have just read the last words of, where you sit there taking in the enormity of what you have just finished.

[cryptidfuckery]

Thinking about the time i watched true blood and how pissed off that scene where he crawls out of the dirt to immediately fuck her and how pissed off that shit made me. How the hell are you going to fuck her with that dirt dick. This was years ago it still gets to me. How is fucking someone with a dick that was in DIRT (SOIL, MUD) and immediately fuck someone and that's romantic. I dont are that you're alive you dont know what was touching your dick. There are parasites in the dirt. There are worms and such. Is it romantic to stick your dick in a planter and the immediately go fuck your partner with dirt still on your dick? Don't piss me off. Maybe I dont know enough about the workd

[nem23]

[easel-eisel]

are you mad that the villain identified me as the most impactful party member to mind control

[mctreeleth]

they need to make a menstrual cup with a tap on the end. vampire fratboys should be able to do a keg stand off my vagina.

[mctreeleth]

thanks for the advice tumblr but this post doesn't actually need to be seen i'm just trying to unburden my soul of it like it's some sort of dark passenger i need to exorcise out

[muzzlesbian]

nice outfit LOSER!!! 2001 called, they

[muzzlesbian]

hold on.

[muzzlesbian]

oh my god

[bonanafone]

drawing my favs again before i go back to work

[twilightofthesandwiches]

[dogpuppy]

[threefates]

i have a severe case of wanting to escape society to go live in a gothic castle by the sea

[moonlitmartyr]

I hate ruminating on what could have been. Out here thinking "if only I locked in when I was 13" are we serious

[1anonyymous1]

god i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home