Ash

[sassclassandass]

My girlfriend proposed to me infront of the mystery machine

[scoutsmoocrew]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tobacconist]

vine tarot

by ‘holly sweet’ on redbubble

five feet apart cus theyre not gay

oh my god they were roommates 

i wont hesitate, bitch

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU

its wednesday my dudes

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a potato flew around my room

i have the power of god AND anime on my side

MY POOP IS COMING

~got a red dress on tonight, dancing in the dark in the pale moonlight~

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(’take on me’ opening notes)

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[hazy-october]

[scumfuckus]

2010-2011 pop was literally. katy perry doing that weird like candyland fantasy. nicki minaj queen of rap. LMFAO said 'male stripper rights'. rihanna giving sexy but make it tragic. pitbull releasing the soundtrack for like all-inclusive resort holidays to spain. ke$ha giving representation for girls who get too drunk to take their makeup off. lady gaga ended homophobia. and the cast of glee undoing all that hard work. justin bieber becoming to preteen girls what the beatles used to be for women in the 60s. 3oh!3 invented obnoxiouscore. jaaaaason deruulooo. we no speak americano

[dankmemeuniversity]

[gaycism]

[catchymemes]

Credit: @loicsuberville

[quietvale]

May bug guide! Now with times + stars next to bugs gone in June. Let me know if you run into any issues!

[driftingnova]

Chameleons and their multi-directional eyes…

[peteneems]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

This is how I do lil herbal showers since I don't have a bath, since I've seen ppl unsure what to do. Toss anything in there you want, but be aware it'll go you know, onto your face, unlike with a bath, so make sure it's food-grade. Using tea packets is a good way to do that!

[normal-horoscopes]

*does this with the powder in Kraft Mac n cheese*

[anxietyproblem]

[toastbutteregg]

[lokiedokiee]

It’s midnight and I’m trying to be quiet bc I can’t stop laughing at this post. It’s been about ten minutes now. Send help.

[acnh-bees]

Rest assured it will get the best of care.

[cringepics]

fucking hell craig! you might want to settle down

[daamonx]

almost as wacky as when dean was laying on the floor