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[arielsupreme]

Waylon and Miles after escaping asylum

[e-102]

ak-47 knocked my fork out of my bowl of rice while i was talking on the phone to a doctor. she did it again while i was typing this post

[e-102]

Avtomat Kalashnikova

[powerburial]

turn off this klaus schulze shit, youre befuddling the hoes

[cannibalsnake]

Above the knees, below the navel,

Sliced and sewn on Gluskin's table.

To make a place to push inside,

The Groom will make himself a bride.

[ashisdeadanddying]

You’re all gonna love this one

[ardinwriter]

This f***er just out there quilting chocolate

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

[kittychewr]

kittycat dance party !!!!!!!!!

[spikedru]

ladies……. please, allow me. *immediately fucks it up*

[galahadwilder]

So I just made a joke that "more women should poison their husbands" to my cool boss and then immediately found out that he got divorced because he was poisoned by his ex-wife

[galahadwilder]

I'm apologizing profusely and he's like "oh it's fine it was funny" and then he offhandedly mentions that his next girlfriend tried to poison him also

[jasontoddsguns]

Yeah this is going to break containment babe.

[galahadwilder]

[galahadwilder]

[pitbolshevik]

[deactivated-102479239856294-dea]

[timsutton]

[lionfloss]

by _tyedied

[cyclone-rachel]

[pissbataille]

His geriatric charm and decrepit cunt serve have bewitched me body and soul

[kakashi-vibes]

Can a full grown man aged 43 be a "discord kitten"

[cocainechihuahua]

[hyrude]

[yo-its-matt]

Imagine jigsaw bringing the current torture puzzle to a screeching halt to announce over the PA system: “oh my god guys they got the pentagon!!”

[honted]

[hidiane]

pride and prejudice is a comedy because mr darcy thinks the tension comes from ust and meanwhile lizzie just genuinely hates his guts

[hidiane]

mr darcy engaging in his latest round of witty banter with elizabeth bennet: this is great, i’m getting a good grade in enemies to lovers :)

lizzie inventing the car in her mind so she can imagine running him over with one: i hope you die