when you're emo and a meme: meme-o

hematite astral projection & getting stoned is like getting crossed with witchcraft

[memewhore]

[chthonic-pain]

nobody warns you this but addiction happens without you noticing and one of the first things that it attacks is your ability to care. if you find yourself using recreational drugs every day, stop and take one day a week sober. if you struggle with this or if you don't see the point of the exercise, you are likely already addicted and you need help.

[thepleasuregoblin]

We are committed to ensuring all of our meat is ethically sourced. Every steak you eat at this restaurant came from a cow who perished in an honorable duel to the death with one of our chefs.

This is our promise to you.

[escuerzoresucitado]

they are really fuckin these snails up

[hiphopocliedes]

One struggle 🫡

[catfishimages]

if we keep getting fatter and hornier we can abolish all world militaries by 2026

[beardedmrbean]

[kaijuno]

[caats]

Cats are liquid ♡

[bloodied-wolf]

[pinene]

⚠️ National Alert

hi

[sunshinetomorrow]

my grubhub being delivered by a wizard or some sort of apostle

[candyspider-deactivated20230731]

one thing about pet owners is they love to insult their pets in ways that their pets are completely incapable of comprehending

[candyspider-deactivated20230731]

cat: [not knowing their owner has made a image of them describing them as a "small odious couch goblin" who "doesnt understand calculus"] this beam of light is so warm

[toastbutteregg]

[3v3rton-want-mon3y]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

its so much and its dishonest work

[illumineeti]

employment

[gaybichon]

i have no idea what this means but my dad is the only valid ally

[gaybichon]

being a lesbian gets you $3800 off a car payment from my dad

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[eillini-deactivated20231129]