Hello

[princesconsuela]

mood

[notreewaits-deactivated20200806]

Toddlers are so pure. She doesn’t understand that we help her with certain things because she’s little. She thinks that everyone just helps each other like that. So she tries to blow on my food and cut it up for me and tries to help me put on my shoes.

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Otter teaches human how to pet him.

[doggosource]

[homopower]

I literally felt stress leave my body watching this.

[goaliesarethebest]

I love him, I hope he’s having a good day.

[actionables]

[toostoked]

art

[mattheuphonium-blog]

This is my fucking favorite thing I’ve ever seen I’m sobbing

[celestial-naiad]

I thought the baby was copying them, but its actually the other way around and now I’m cackling. This is stupid cute.

[aregrettablehullabaloo]

This video clip has watered my crops and cleansed my angry soul!

[riverlarking]

i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii

“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“ 

“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“ 

“We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“

“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“

“On April 19th, I made bread.“

“ I have buggered men.“

“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“

“It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“

“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“

“Epaphra is not good at ball games.”

“Two friends were here.  While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus.  They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“

“Secundus likes to screw boys.“

[archivedbarfblog]

I’ve always loved these. Humanity has never fucking changed.

[crowholtz]

here’s the whole t hing for anyone interested

[prettiboifloyd]

“Atimetus got me pregnant”

[papershroud]

[min0uet]

regret.mp4

[head-in-the-bubbles]

“OH RIGHT HE WAS A WRESTLER”

[himejoshikomaeda]

invader zim filmed this

[hatsunemikuwu]

Y’all these are the actors who are in the Spongebob Squarepants broadway musical that Plankton trying to knock down Spongebob

[the-privateer]

that context makes is 10000X funnier

[catchymemes]

George-Washington.zip

[moved-strabius-strawberry]

Why is this so funny to me? I think it’s the quick little jumpcuts, and then the reveal feels like a punchline to a joke.

[dragonpuppies]

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Look yonder! Someone has writ upon that ceiling that thou art most easily gulled!

Elizabethan Peasant 2: More fool they, for I cannot read.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: *sighing, lowers his visage unto his palm*

[theamityelf]

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Lo, hast thou learned to read?

Elizabethan Peasant 2: Verily, and to compose as well.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: With haste, then, how is the word “i cup” composed?

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

Elizabethan Peasant 1: what ho, I know a sporting jest! What art thou when thou art a peasant and art occupied in a privy?

Elizabethan Peasant 2: I wist not, but certain am I that thou shalt tell me speedily.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Most verily, thou art a peon.

[little-niggah-sugar]

Elizabethan Child: Father, I have not yet broken fast and am filled with pangs of hunger.

Elizabethan Father: Hail, Filled With Pangs Of Hunger! Mine own name is Wybert.

[thatsthat24]

Troublesome Living Arrangements 🏡 (W/ @domgoldofficial)

[the-time-lord-of-the-rings-deac]

One of the coolest gifs I’ve ever seen.

(Source: reddit)

[hothotchoc]

i feel bad for the people who haven’t been blessed with this video yet

[thebiancaraquel-deactivated2019]

YOOOOOOOOOOOO I’m over goodnight

[cheese24k]

The girlfriend experience

> Any man who has ever had a girlfriend can attest to this.

> This is just too good. Animation, adorableness, substance. I really hope there are more of these.

[pettankoprincess]

It’s too adorable not to reblog again.

[fanfckeryart]

This is my roommate and his boyfriend. All the freaking way.

[song-masher]

Visit Original Link

Mash-up of 

AWOLNATION - Sail (Feed Me Remix)

Lorde - Everybody Wants to Rule the World

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Sail © 2011 Red Bull Records; Everybody Wants to Rule the World © 1985 Phonogram (UK), Mercury (US), Vertigo (CA); The Hunger Games: Catching Fire - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack © 2013 Republic Records, Mercury Records. My mash-ups are transformative works and are protected by the DMCA’s fair-use doctrine.

[song-masher]

Protip:  this is walking tempo, so make sure to play it while walking away from explosions like a badass

[radondoran]

Visit Original Link

[tyleroakley]

THIS WAS ALREADY PERFECT

BUT THEN THE LYRICS STARTED

[lifeoftroye]

OH MY GOD

[loloftheday]

[jauregxis]

[bob-belcher]

Who needs Meghan Trainor’s “NO” when there’s this masterpiece?

[vampirezigzagoon]

I THINK YOU COULD USE A MINT

[shezasag]

this is literally honestly a fucking bop