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rainekeiko

#healthy

shaggyshwag-deactivated20240522

Wholesome

trjoel

“Millennials are so entitled"

lucasnoahs

Actually, the ‘you’re welcome’/’no problem’ issue is simply a linguistics misunderstanding. Older ppl tend to say you’re welcome, younger ppl tend to say no problem. This is because for older people the act of helping or assiating someone is seen as a task that is not expected of them, but is them doing extra, so it’s saying ‘I accept your thanks because I know I deserve it.’

‘No problem’, however, is used because younger people feel not only that helping or assisting someone is a given and expected, but also that it should be stressed that you’re need for help was no burden to them (even if it was).

Basically, older people think help is a gift you give, younger people think help is an expectation required of them.

humanityinahandbag

DAMN STRAIT.

25thpresident-deactivated201611

when ur iphone charger breaks but ur sibling has one that works

coltre

I wanna start eating healthier, wear loose sweaters, do more art, care less talk less and listen to music most of the time

technolojeeesus-blog

Your mental illness is lying to you.

You are not stupid. You are not ugly. You are not worthless. You are not weak. You are not a burden. Your mental illness is lying to you.

baileyarber-deactivated20180111

Fuck.

tearyourcurtainsdown

Also:

No you’re not bothering me. (Yes I’m serious.)

You’re not dumb.

You have great ideas.

Your smile isn’t ugly.

Neither is your laugh.

Yes people love you. No they’re not lying. Yes really.

fun-n-fashion

YOU ARE NOT BOTHERING ME.

You don’t need to apologize, I actually AM very interested in our conversation.

YOU DON”T NEED TO APOLOGIZE FOR EXISTING.

5sosphanandshortbread-deactivat

in addition: yes i love you and your existence

stoniewitch

Uhm… I really fucking needed to see this.

jackslenderman

Yes, I am happy to hear from you.

You look nice today.

No, you aren’t being annoying.

Tell me more about the things you like, I’m interested in what you have to say.

If you changed your mind and can’t handle going out, we can hang out at home instead, I really don’t mind and I’m not mad at you.

Yes, I am really honestly happy that you’re here!

I think you’re pretty great actually.

chi-dan

Needed this and BOOSTING

teethagoddess

needed this.

letmeprosper

ALL OF THIS

Side note: if you tell me to stop apologizing, I will apologize for apologizing so much

indieaesthetic

Important

pinepizzalove-blog

I really needed this and it helped a lot

theclonewriter-blog

“This is your daily, friendly reminder to use commas instead of periods during the dialogue of your story,” she said with a smile.

onewordtest

“Unless you are following the dialogue with an action and not a dialogue tag.” He took a deep breath and sat back down after making the clarifying statement.

joehywheelah

“However,” she added, shifting in her seat, “it’s appropriate to use a comma if there’s action in the middle of a sentence.”

tenoko1

“True.” She glanced at the others. “You can also end with a period if you include an action between two separate statements.”

cj-amused

Things I didn’t know

prismatic-bell

“And–” she waved a pen as though to underline her statement–“if you’re interrupting a sentence with an action, you need to type two hyphens to make an en-dash.”

jawnwats-deactivated20160713

You guys have no idea how many students in my advanced fiction workshop didn’t know any of this when writing their stories.

butt-berry

It’s Bulbasaur blooming season

butt-berry

Lots of variety this year!

butt-berry

A late bloomer!

butt-berry

Water-lily Bulbasaur catching up on the latest gossip at the lake

butt-berry

Wow, looks like thing are getting serious between hibiscus and fuchsia!

sulettacore64

this is pure and good

southernboheme-blog

In case y’all missed Jesse Williams’ iconic speech.

daftalchemist

did I ever mention that I know someone whose family owned a zombie dog because that’s some real shit that I get to delight with at parties

themintywitch

Tell us that story?

daftalchemist

okay here is the story of the zombie dog

this dog’s name was John. they found him half drowned in a bag of puppies that were not so fortunate as he was, and was taken in immediately. he was a runt and not quite right (most likely from the whole half drowned thing), but a very loving dog. the problem with John was that he smelled like death, and no one knew why. vets couldn’t figure it out. it was obviously some kind of skin problem, but they had no idea what kind. all anyone knew was that if you touched him, you would smell like death too, so you couldn’t pet him, and that for some reason, the only thing that made the smell go away was being around other dogs. so they got another dog and the death smell stopped and John lived a very happy life

when he was getting old, maybe about 15 years, part of his skull caved in. just like that! suddenly had a huge dent in his head! and he was totally fine. didn’t notice it, didn’t affect him at all. just this massive dent right there in his head where his skull had collapsed in on his brain, and he was still the happiest and most loving dog. the skull cave in, for whatever reason, caused the ear on that side of his head to just fall off entirely, but again, perfectly happy dog who did not know he was down an ear and a fully formed skull. they took him to the vet, thinking maybe they should put him down. I mean, wouldn’t you think so? but the vet said that the dog was eating, and pooping, and happy, so there was no reason to put him down, so they didn’t

but that’s not even the weird part. the weird part is the area of the brain that got caved in on was apparently the area that registers pain, so this one-eared, collapsed skull dog could no longer feel any pain. he got old, his joints got stiff, his teeth rotted out of his head, his tongue hung out of his mouth and got black and hard, and he felt none of it! in fact, he was happier than he’d ever been feeling no pain, and the fact that he didn’t feel how much he was falling apart somehow made him live until he was 23. that’s right, the collapsed skull, one eared, zero teeth, smells like literal death when alone dog lived to be 23 years old. they used to joke that he’d been dead for years, but was too stupid to realize it yet

and that’s the story about the literal zombie dog my friend’s family owned

castironjackelope

I'n simultaneously delighted, alarmed, a little horrified and impressed all at once.

chihuahua-art

This guy has some amazing impressions but this one made me cry ; n ;

love-personal

iwantcupcakes

The pain piles on in Civil War, sadly.

[by david christopher bell, via cracked]

luvindowney

:’(

phlintscones

Protect Anthony fucking Stark

muttpunk-delete-deactivated2021

makeup tips from an actual makeup artist

-dont use tape around your eyes -expensive makeup doesnt mean its better -YOUTUBERS HAVE NOT BEEN TO COSMETOLOGY SCHOOL. they are often paid to say things -you cant learn to do makeup from a video. you just need to practice. -you dont need to line your lips if you’re wearing liquid to matte lipstick (dont listen to kylie jenner) -use a foundation your shade. I’m talking to you white girls. stop it. -YOU DONT NEED EXPENSIVE MAKEUP (its not always worth it) -THERE IS NO RIGHT WAY TO DO MAKEUP -the right eyebrows/ eye makeup depends on your eye and face shape. -STOP WATCHING CONTOUR TUTORIALS -NOT EVERYONE HAS THE SAME FACE SHAPE -red eyeshadow can look good -glitter is always a good idea -there is no such thing as day time and night time makeup -heavy makeup is pretty and you look good -WHO CARES IF ITS SMUDGED OR NOT BLENDED? YOU TRIED.