I'm kind of a really big deal.

and of course by 'big deal', I meant nerd and music lover. going to concerts and getting my groove on is what i do best, right behind being a master at blushing.

[drake-ramoray]

[cranberryish]

#CHANDLER WAS SUCH A GOOD FRIEND

[excuseyoukyofu]

Why is no one taking about the best pun in all of Bobs Burgers

[auujehjrgnmuuoingjoskjcnjsjshdo]

[bob-belcher]

[jeahfeelyou]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

kattygirls:

[unlucky-artist]

[lovelysuggestion]

i just really, really, really, really…want to be with you

[golddustfaggot-deactivated20170]

what sort of Carly Rae Jepsen plagiarism

[urie]

fuck this band

[falriylocal]

the way panic started as a band literally sounds like a shitty fanfic tbh

[sincenyc]

the entire career path of panic literally sounds like a shitty fanfic

[borkyno-deactivated20160330]

have i told you guys about the time that i classically conditioned my kindergarten class

[borkyno-deactivated20160330]

I got like 4 anons asking about this so I guess I didn’t:

     omg. okay, so basically, I was a “gifted kid” which was code for fucken nerd ass bitch, so i would constantly just stare off into space during class while everyone else was tryna figure out what the fuck our teacher was tryna say. Anyway, I was learning about chemistry and biology outside of school(i know what a fucking nerd amirite ladies), and my dad got me a book that talked about all these famous psychological experiments.

    So chapter one was, would you have guessed it, Pavlov’s dog. I thought it my be fun to try something to that extent with my classmates. Now, keep in mind, being a nerdy ass brown kid in a school full of white ppl meant that I wasn’t exactly popular, and no one really talked to me in class or cared what I was doing.

   Everyday, at 9:45 am, our teacher would announce that it was snacktime, and everyone would fucking sprint to their cubbies to grab their lunchboxes like it was the goddamn hunger games. Kindergarten kids didn’t really have a concept of time, so i used this to my advantage. At 9:45 as my teacher would walk up to announce snacktime, I would knock on my desk really quickly three times. It was rly subtle, and I wasn’t sure that it would work.

   So after two or three weeks, I decided to have some fun. Thirty minutes after school began at like 8:30 or something, I tapped knocked on the desk. Half the class turned their heads and looked straight at the cubbies. 3 boys got up and were about to run to get their lunchbox. One girls stomach started growling REALLY loudly. The teacher had to take 5 minutes to get everyone to calm down and one kid started crying because he thought it was snacktime and he was so shocked and destroyed.

   Realizing that I had basically dog trained the whole class, I burst out laughing so hard I fell out of my chair and cut my head on the tile floor and got sent home early because I was laughing so hard they thought I had a concussion or something. When I explained what happened to my dad he left the room, but I could hear him losing it in the hallway. 

   So everytime now that I learn about classical conditioning in my Neuroscience classes, I have to fight to keep a straight face

[noctumsolis]

This is absolutely wonderful. I wish I’d had this story to hand years ago, when a friend and I got into a debate about whether humans were susceptible to conditioning.

[cherabby]

“Man humans are lame why don’t we have like wings/horns/etc”

Humans can’t even handle having different skin colors how well do you really think that would go

[theravenchilde]

#basically the plot of x-men

[shotgun-wizard-deactivated20160]

#literally the plot of x-men 

[shesfxckedinthehead]

[loveremains4eva-deactivated2017]

33 Questions White People Have For White People (X)

You all need to watch this, white people calling out white people…😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

[perashay]

Watch this

[lsds-and-moneytrees]

I love woke white people 🙌🏼

[theryanproject]

Welp 👏🏾

[trynpronounceit-deactivated2018]

!!!!!!!

[menifee901-deactivated20170704]

I wanna invite these people over for casserole and pumpkin latte

[n0kiv]

The ending though 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 yaassss I appreciate all of them. Maybe white people will start listening and change because they heard it from another white person.

[exquisite-flawsxx]

yall better let em know! 👏👏

[aquariusamber]

Nope…they’ll call them race traitors and report the video @ntbx

[n0kiv]

😒😒😒 never want to hear the truth @aquariusamber

[communistmeme]

Cute date idea #8

Vote for Bernie Sanders in the primary

[jamesbleach]

im crying

[zxckmerrick]

Six Feet Under The Stars // All Time Low

[aurietteu]

[mediclopedia]