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Mlem

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I love barns

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Out in the country today!

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Watching Destery Smith to hid the fact that im scared to death because my periods almost a week late. @capndesdes

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Aaron: “A hardworking dude with a great sense of humor. Best known for finishing jobs with pizzazz and pride, breaking tension with jokes and puns, and communicating with astuteness and heart. Aaron also is a master of hospitality, knowing how to make people feel welcome. Some people see Aaron as cynical and jaded, and--to be fair--sometimes he is that. But under the surface is a beating heart that hopes and dreams, that sees beauty and light and feels deeply. Quick of wit and perception, Aaron is fun to talk with, and someone who provides thoughtful and stimulating conversation. Most of all, Aaron means someone who knows how to act according to his code of honor. He may not always voice his thoughts, but what he does say, he says because he thinks it right or funny, not to people please. He is a giver of compliments at times--not as a means of sucking up--but for the sake of making other people feel good. He is a warrior of heart, and acts from his heart. When life throws rough punches his way, he holds his footing, and keeps on going. He is loyal. One thing that holds him back is that he's been hurt and abandoned, and he struggles with trust and self-worth. But he is far more valuable than the finest precious metals or gemstones. One day he will realize his value and will know and receive the love and loyalty he has been craving. Til then, he suffers, believing the lies that he's not worth the effort and that he will always be alone and rejected.“ -Urban Dictionary. For every Aaron I’ve known this is you.

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Jasmin: “People who are named Jasmin have a very unique type of beauty. Girls named Jasmin never care about what people say or think of them, and she also doesn't care what she says in turn. She's a strong and independent women who sometimes finds herself caring for the people around her more then herself. She's lost. But she's finding her way. Jasmin is an amazing girlfriend, but she has trouble showing emotion. Give her sometime, it's hard for her to explain how she feels when she doesn't know what she feels herself. But when she does open up, she's gonna make you laugh, cry, question the universe, as she always questions it herself. Jasmin is an amazing person to be around, even if sometimes she seems to disappear for a few days. She's not ignoring you, she just needed some time for herself. But when she does come back around, and she will, her smile will be so big and bright you're gonna wish she never left again.” - Urban Dictionary. No jasmin I’ve ever known is like this. All of em are like shy and nerdy. No joke. But every Jasmin is amazing.

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I decided to see what happened if I searched a last name in urban dictionary. So I did the last name Davila. And urban dictionary is all like I have this: “When you hate something to the utmost, or when hate is not a strong enough word” or “Davila's are overrated people that act like they can do anything. They are timid, shy, and take everything seriously. Davilas are people that walk like robots and get easily butthurt about a situation that involves them in any way.” Not as interesting as other definitions.

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Ezekiel: “Smart, funny, attractive in a way. Never underestimate him. Wants attention all the time but deserves it. Christian. Is always full of surprises. Talented and will become a star one day. Will find his first and only love. Model material.” - Urban Dictionary. Got no idea if thats true for any Ezekiels, but it doesn’t sound right. 

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Maria: “Maria is talented, gorgeous and defiantly stands out of the crowd.Her eyes will hypnotize any man that looks at them. you'll find many other girls jealous of her beauty which will often land her in the middle of a scandal. Every girl want to be her, and every man wants to have her. She keeps her friends close and her enemies closer.She has a small group of really close friends and loves them all. She's not fake. Even though sometimes she can be a bit mean when she speaks her mind, she always has the best at heart. She's a big flirt and that can sometimes get her in trouble. Her body resembles one of a greek goddess. She looks like a real life disney princess. Her skin glows in the sun and her smile can brighten up the whole universe. When she walks in a room, heads turn, she has everyone hypnotized with her gorgeousness . She loves the attention and always tries to be the best form of herself.All boys want her, but she has her eyes set on one person. She's a passionate lover. Be careful, cause once she lays eyes on you your under her spell. Maria will haunt your dreams and will stay in your mind forever. she's addictive. But don't play games with her because she'll see right through. She knows her self worth and is not afraid to tell you. She is hard to get and might break your heart by rejecting you, but don't give up because she loves when men are persistent for her and don't easily give up. You wont regret it once you kiss her. Never let go of Maria. “

Why is it though every maria I know is like shy and a nerd?

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So one of my friends name is Rene, an urban dictionary is all like: “A person named Rene is usually a really popular person. A person named Rene is usually really smart too.A person named Rene can also be really funny. A person named Rene may like to play soccer too.” And like thats not her.

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Searched my middle name, Alyssa, in urban dictionary and its just: “Alyssa is a gorgeous girl who doesn't realize how amazing and beautiful she is. She is the type of person you would want to have as a best friend. She is outgoing, fun, beautiful, and she knows how to cheer someone up. She is the type of person who puts others before her even when they don't deserve it. Alyssa is one of those amazing people that you would meet and would never want to lose. If you come across a best friend named Alyssa, well then your in luck! She has two sides to her. She can be the most graceful and loyal girl you could ever meet, then in a split second she can go all gangster on you and rap battle you to ever lil Wayne or Tupac song. She is someone you cannot lose”. And like that is not me at all. Guess why thats my middle name. 

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Jessica: “The most supportive and loving girl that walks this earth. She has beautiful eyes that sparkle even at night. Her smile can light up a whole room filled with darkness. And her laugh is contagious and cute. Boys can't help but to stare. If she falls in love, she won't stop thinking about you. She is intelligent, athletic, into art, and great at listening. If you ever find yourself a Jessica, don't let go.” - Urban Dictionary. The Jessica is nothing like that, expect from the art thing.

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Just chillen searchen again with my friends name in the dictionary. This time its adrianna. This is what it says in the dictionary: “ She’s someone everyone needs in their life . She can seem bitchy or standoffish at first but soon you will realize she’s a sweet , fun , loving person . She is extremely understanding and always tries to see the best in people . But don’t mistake that for weakness . She is very strong even if she is sad you will never know it she prioritizes others before herself. She’s also extremely easy going and has a very open mind . She is beautiful inside and out.” Yep thats her. 

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Just looked at my friend Kimberly’s name in urban dictionary and it says: “She is shy at first but once you get to meet her she is one crazy motherfucker . She is kind, funny,and just amazing to be friends with. She is the only person you would want to be with at any time. Kimberly will cheer you up if you are sad. If you mess with Kimberly she would kill you.” Thats like her. Expect reverse the her cheering me up with me cheering her up. 

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So im down a rabbit hole now for name definitions. So this is my friends Adinas name defined: “One of the greatest people you will ever meet. She seems average when you first meet her but the more you get to know her the weirder she gets. She's the person who will stay up with you until 4am talking about the randomest of things or listening to your problems. Incredibly funny and she knows it. Slightly conceited and stubborn. Some might say she talks a little bit too much. She'll always be there to cheer you up. As for outwardly appearances, she's got great eyes that kinda make her look like she's about to kill you but she won't. Adinas need attention and they're not afraid to ask for it. Also they cry a lot and are super emotional. But over all still 10/10.” Like the first half is true. But after the incredibly funny its like not her. 

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So a while back I befriended this kid named Geovanni. Urban dictionary defined his name as: “Geovanni: a kind, smart, and overlooked person. He’s shy at first but when you get to know him, he’ll become the best person you've ever met.” That is not him at all. I mean the shy bit yes when you first meet him. But in reality hes more like an energetic jerk. 

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So I was looking at some at my friends name definitions. And honestly its amazing. For instance lali: “beautiful, sexy human being on this planet. her smile, her laugh, here eyes, her personality, everything about her is perfect. she makes life worth living for she can bring you love with only her personality if she wanted to “ Honestly that’s her.