twats

hhhh

[satan-loves-sunflowers]

[sendo-k]

nothing is real

[bagginshieldsource]

it’s a tragedy, the way our story goes.

[satan-loves-sunflowers]

my abandoned characters: you are our only god. you have left us on an immortal plane of space but no time other than the misfortunes you plan for us for your own entertainment.

me, making another character: y'all hear somethin'?

[cheezblr]

Izuku listens to Doja Cat

pass it on

[ale8i]

pass it on

[satan-loves-sunflowers]

pass it on

[cryptidarticles]

So bc tumblr hates links this will be hard to pass around but theres a White House petition to save the USPS

This is significantly more important than a change.org petition bc it HAS to be acknowledged if it gets enough signatures

Please sign it and reblog!

[lemeute]

this petition was created on July 15, 2020. the threshold for an official response is 100,000 signatures in 30 days, so this is timely as well as tangible.

[katchwreck]

[volcaniclastic]

oh my goodness will you look at the time

[writing-in-the-grave]

ATTENTION WRITERS

Google BetaBooks. Do it now. It’s the best damn thing EVER.

You just upload your manuscript, write out some questions for your beta readers to answer in each chapter, and invite readers to check out your book!

It’s SO easy!

You can even track your readers! It tells you when they last read, and what chapter they read!

Your beta readers can even highlight and react to the text!!!

There’s also this thing where you can search the website for available readers best suited for YOUR book!

Seriously guys, BetaBooks is the most useful website in the whole world when it comes to beta reading, and… IT’S FREE.

[shinningstarz]

HEY! BECAUSE OF OP, THEY CREATED A SPECIAL WELCOME IF YOUR FOUND THEM THRU A TUMBLR WELCOME, ITS A YOUTUBE VIDEO.

[writing-in-the-grave]

They also sent me this; which was super cool

[writingonjupiter]

*slams reblog button*

[cianmars]

@findingtallahassee holy shit! This is cool!

[lalalandlala123-deactivated2021]

“Authors retain all rights to works posted on BetaBooks, and can add or remove content at their discretion. BetaBooks makes no claim to any of the work posted on the site.”

Incase anyone was wondering

[the-tired-tenor]

If you use this, please invite me to read y'all’s writing

[xoxolosergirl]

^

[yassmines]

this is a petition to stop mark zuckerb*rg from trying to steal native hawaiian land to build his 11th mansion. eat the rich pls sign n share 🧡

Stop Mark Zuckerberg from colonizing Kauai | We the People: Your Voice in Our Government

Stop Mark Zuckerberg from colonizing Kauai | We the People: Your Voice in Our Government

[chaos-tea]

only 2 700 signatures out of 100 000

[yassmines]

if they get 100k in a month it will go directly to congress- rn its 7/8

[llesbianfarmer]

straight people will never understand how therapeutic it is to hear the words “her girlfriend” or “his boyfriend” or how I ascend to heaven when I hear “her wife” and “his husband”

[queerbookdragon]

Female customer: “I don’t have a rewards card but my partner might.”

Me, ears perking up: “Great! Can I have their name?”

Customer: “It’s Stephanie ____”

Me: stupidly wide smile and faint twinkle in eyes because holy crap I’m not alone

[kendrysaneela]

These two women came up to my register with their twins and they called each other honey and their kids called them both Mom and my soul ascended to the heavens i was so happy

[overlyactivepingpongball]

When I worked as a contractor I knocked on a heavily pregnant woman’s door and she said she’d “have to talk to the missus” in a heeeeavy outback accent and I actually forgot how to speak for a second and had to explain that I’m not homophobic I’m just super gay and hearing her say that launched my souls directly to nirvana

[oculianthracina]

My soul when I see Queer people visibly and openly living their best Queer lives:

[revvvvverie-deactivated20210407]

so like... sometimes i play minecraft. honestly i really like this pic. how did the potatoes get in the ocean? why am i at level 1 when we've played like, 2+ hours of this? what's mr drowned doing over there? the lone swamp tree? art.

[beansprean]

The greatest weapon

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[dukeofbookingham-deactivated202]

Oh hey I haven’t yelled about voting in a while

[dancinbutterfly]

Reposting this because some of y’all need a reminding.

[prismatic-bell]

Another reminder:

VOTE YOUR WHOLE BALLOT.

A Democratic President does nothing if Congress is controlled by Republicans. Your local elections are important, too. (It took us 20 years, but you notice we don’t have issues with our sheriff out here in Phoenix now we’ve voted out Joe Arpaio.)

Don’t skip any. Look up names on your phone while you’re in the ballot booth if you have to. VOTE YOUR WHOLE BALLOT.

[dinosaurrainbowstarfish]

A PSA because a lot of people don’t know this: You CAN take your phone into the ballot booth, no one will stop you. You CAN google names from inside the ballot booth, no one will stop you. The only time you can get in trouble is, in some states, if you take a photo of your ballot. You CAN also take a long time voting. There are lots of booths usually, don’t worry about the line if you need to think about anything. Voting is not a high school exam. You’re allowed to bring your phone. Please do that in case there’s something on the ballot you don’t understand!

[elliesgaymachete]

You can also register to vote by mail! That means you can use google and take all the time you need to fill out your ballot! I don’t know how it works in other states but California specifically has made voting by mail extremely easy and hassle free and most people I know vote by mail.

[crutchie-with-a-y]

VOTE GUYS PLEASE GOD

[pocketdogs]

how to socialize puppy during quarantine thinking emoji

[pocketdogs]

@malinwoman​ suggested i check out sara brueske on facebook and i found this neat list! sharing in case anyone else is getting a new puppy soon and could use some ideas 

[thoughtlessagitator-deactivated]

feel free to add bc I know I missed some

[sexually-charged-muppet]

Petition to mix cottage core and dark academia and call it Tolkien core after JRR Tolkien who is literally both

Hold on before you scroll here’s some reasons why:

Hobbits ARE cottage core, what do you think of when you think of hobbits? Colorful clothes, picnics, cozy homes, books, fireplaces, fields I MEAN COME ON

Oh I’m sorry have you met Tolkien?? Do you mean the man who was a professor at oxford WHO KNEW MULTIPLE LANGUAGES AND WAS A LINGUIST

Do I even need to go on?? To bad cuz I’m going to

Are you trying to tell me that Saruman isn’t dark academia?? Excuse you the door is over there you can leave

Oh you want to know what “TolkienCore” looks like?? Think reading classics in other languages while flower crowns and drinking tea in tiny delicate tea cups in the woods on a picnic. Still need visuals? May I bring up Remus Lupin?? Knitted sweaters and homey feel but also professer in a castle filled with potions and hidden rooms, ghosts whispering in long dead languages. Don’t forget about our lovely two aesthetically please opposites: Aziraphale and Crowley. I can’t even begin to explain why they both are Tolkien core (we would be here all day)

Please add more if y’all feel like it’s needs something

[wildesappho-deactivated20201031]

shut up about “dark academia” this and “cottagecore” that, just say you’re gay and move on