s a t a n i e

38. she/they. ancient SW. ♑︎. not as terminally online as i used to be.

[brawngp2009]

give a woman some guy and she'll be entertained for a day. teach a woman how to put some guy in situations and she'll be entertained for the rest of her life.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

top notch interaction I had with the ambulance crew after my accident a couple years back:

paramedic: hi, I'm Allan

me: you told me. and your colleague is Jim, and the man who found me is Peter. guess my short-term memory is okay

Allan: ..are you doing a cognitive function test on yourself

[dragon-in-a-fez]

Allan, two minutes later, putting a third blanket around me: okay, how's that feeling now

me: well my feet are still freezing but it's okay, I know you need to focus on getting my core temperature up first

Allan: how many times has this happened to you

[dragon-in-a-fez]

noteworthy that they literally had a mask on me hooked up to a tank pumping narcotics into my lungs through all this, and my body temperature was like 34°. I would have been doing well to just have both eyes pointed in the same direction

[supreme-leader-stoat]

"This is great. I'm going to get a good grade in post-accident cognition."

[propertyofjameswilson]

happy pride month everyone!!

[coccoart]

ended up painting more clowns

[godkissedme]

[girlnephew]

[alevolpe]

Stuck in my own personal hell.

[lumierebelge]

[gummywormsinmyeyes]

Sleepy, squishy girl... "(っ- ‸ - ς)ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁

[eatmorebikes]

[only-cat-memes]

[satanie]

Poor neighbor kids were so excited to see me coming home but I had to tell them I'm sick. :(

I heard one boy explain to the other that I'm sick, because I heard to word "enferma".

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

[gutwrenchflowerbomb]

For those who didn’t get to see the newest shirt clearly.

This boy ain’t right

[coquette-club]

[velvetcloak]

[scarletjedi]

Can the written form be Computer-Rendered Artifical Prose?

[stupidestasshole]

the puirpose of a spider is what it does

[hyenaswine]

it spides