[yorickesque-deactivated20220501]

‘how do I download pdf’: laughable, obvious shorthand for completely tech-incompetent old people

‘how do I edit pdf’: deep mystery our top technologists are still working on to this day

[kurhanchyk]

"russian ship, go fuck yourself". odesa today. in memory of defenders of island zmiinyi

[thepersonalwords]

““Waiting is painful. Forgetting is painful. But not knowing which to do is the worst kind of suffering.” - Paulo Coelho”

—

[mulp--plum]

Imagine you go over a friend house and for a minute they just do this.

[airborneranger63]

One time my rabbi told us, “imagine you had a box with a little bit of god in it. What would you do with the box?”

So we were like ?? “We’d protect it and keep it nice and clean and polished” and he was like “your body’s that box. Stop eating markers”

[what-even-is-thiss]

Every time I come across this post the last sentence smacks me in the face

[nevver]

[gerrycanavan]

the most depressing thing I’ve ever seen

[pedrorascal]

[freshmoviequotes]

Scent of a Woman (1974)

[podcastwizard]

another unique feature of tumblr is how easily you can monopolize someone's dash. a blog i'm following is on a bill and ted kick tonight so i've been scrolling down an endless tunnel of keanu reeves fanart for the past fifteen minutes. wouldn't want it any other way.

[quotefeeling]

“If you tell the truth, you won’t have to remember anything.”

— Mark Twain (via thoughtkick)

[s-vin]

“So what if there had been some choice as to which planet I’d wanted to be born to?” She had a valid question. “But why would you have chosen this one?” She was in deep thought for a minute. “Well, maybe I wanted to be with you.”

-Sereno Sky, the “Lonely Traveller” novels @hippieseurope

[falseknees]

Happy Febuary everyone!

[hellanne]

I hadn’t told them about you, but they saw you bathing in my eyes.

Nizar Qabbani, What Love Can Do

[thenatsdorf]

Itchy snoot. 

[softsaryn]

[goldencurryfanaccount]

Tell them anon!!!

[pyomorphic]

‪most parts of my house are not readily accessible until you have the right ability. you have to go to the basement and beat up rats to get experience. I asked the architect to design it this way‬

[4fortyy4]

is heavy