Satans Love Egg

I'm Luke, 21 years old and a zoology student this blog is the only thing keeping me from walking into the sea and never coming back

[pinksweet]

in this heart lies the ocean

[mymodernmet]

Anxious Baby Goat Is Only Soothed by Wearing Cuddly Duck Costume

[actionables]

when the premiere of your movie is on the same night as your pajama party so you have to compromise

[bettys-orchard]

He isn’t even wearing shoes omg

[forrpetessake-deactivated202503]

is this real

[animations-daily]

[justcatposts]

[coaltar-of-the-deepers]

heh

arf.

[awellwornstoryy]

Tbh all I want is someone to snuggle with me.

[nikkipher]

THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED

[satansloveegg]

I've only just discovered filters on my phone, how did I not know about these before! Makes me look slightly less awful than usual. Also, in my defence I am very ill so please don't judge me

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[taiga-fujimura-official]

chaotic neutral

[tastefullyoffensive]

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Intimidating borks. 🔊

[phobias]

when people unfollow you and you’re left wondering which post was the final straw

[amultitudeofsins]

not to toot my own horn but im an okay person sometimes

[amultitudeofsins]

not to brag but some people like me and tell me i am their friend

[amultitudeofsins]

not to be that guy but i can adequately perform several mundane, marginally important tasks

[amultitudeofsins]

okay to reblog if you want to show off that you too are a person who is barely competent in possibly more than one way

[thebestoftumbling]

[fairlysquishy]

may 2017 be the year of neck kisses, poetry books, rainy afternoons, soft lips, clear skin and relaxed thoughts

[traitor]

6'2 and craving death

[unwarp]

5'8 and grumpy

[taco-bell-official]

5"3 and a literal chicken tender

[benzedriine]

5'10 and overwhelmed

[obeitone]

5'2 and wants a snack

[rubberducks-rubberboots]

5′11″ and constantly watching Sims Challenge videos

[dynamightdean]

5'1 and waiting for a reply

[thehighladyelf]

6'3 and can’t wake up, let the abyss take me

[fluffy-angry-liberal]

5'11 and I have forgot what it means to not be tired

[oatbee]

existing is exhausting 

[fuks]

[deleted-deleted-byyyyeeee-deact]

I love the sound of the innocent laughing.

[soflobrat]

😂😂

[thedarkestlovee]

This is what I imagine having children is like

[fatherofthebride]

is that a property brother

[221cbakerstreet]

It was