what a wonderful world...

I AM AN ANTICHRIST I AM AN ANARCHIST DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANT BUT I KNOW HOW TO GET IT I WANNA DESTROY THE PASSERBY BECAUSE

[nnugatoryextravagance]

Hello yes good afternoon tumblr I am gay and full of mush over cartoon characters on main again, like a, bag of apple sauce or something, a bag of apple sauce and feelings

[ssuperawessomeeblafanboy2006]

post your leaked Facebook memes coward

[sapphymayeyeplease]

[angelic-taxidermist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i am delighted to inform you that wild bears seeking out and swinging on hammocks is in fact a fairly common occurrence!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

thanks to @fandomislife03 for this extremely important information:

#as somebody born and raised in black bear country this is accurate #theyre also fond of backyard playgrounds

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

UPDATE: they also do this with backyard swimming pools

(and yes, same applies to kiddie pools)

[satchelfunnies]

Here's some songs I listened to this year that I really enjoyed! I especially loved anarchy in the UK and teach me how to Dougie both really good songs even if their genre couldn't be farther from each other lol

[little-eye-guy]

"this is too raw of a line to come from—" shut up. beauty and meaning is everywhere

[sushi6top]

These are the real strong parents we were doing fanart all wrong

[pizzdotbiz]

THE TRUTH IS REVEALED!!!

[fruitflavor]

digitized this cassandra i drew last nite

[satchelfunnies]

Hi here's a sonic fanfic I made. Not really what I usually post but this place allows for huge character limits and I feel like y'all might like this lol, anyways

Sonic stood in front of the broken wreckage of dr.eggman's egg spinner, the evil doctor's latest attempt to defeat sonic. He had turned little planet into an industrial nightmare, but sonic stopped it, he had gotten hold of the time stones, but sonic got a hold of them faster. Even a perfect replica, meant to out class him in speed and intellect couldn't stop him. And as always, the doctor's plans were foiled.

The doctor watched in horror and rage as he machine was reduced to pieces.

"YOU." He screamed at sonic. He attempted to snatch him but the hedgehog zipped away from his grasp.

"you're not taking little planet, eggman." Sonic said "and the time stones don't belong to you."

Eggman tried to grab sonic again but he darted behind him.

Sonic kicked the doctor down onto his stomach. Sighing in relief that both little planet, and the young Amy rose, were in safe hands again.

Suddenly, sonic was knocked off of his feet by a force that felt as fast as a bullet train. He was dazed by the speeding object, but could still see that it was metal Sonic, his robotic doppelganger made by eggman. The doctor got back up on his feet again, laughing.

"You FOOL." The doctor cackled "do you think my perfect creation would go down so easily?! My egg spinner was nothing but a RUSE you simple brained, moronic-" then in a flash of light, eggman was gone.

Sonic began to regain his balance, stunned at the return of his metallic replica.

"That oaf always did nothing but gloat and laugh." Metal Sonic said in a cold and serious tone. "I was made to bring the greatest results and that's what I will provide. Dr eggman was a buffoon but he was right in one assumption. Machines deserve to rule over this planet."

Sonic tried to rush towards metal to grab the time stones, but his clone was faster, instantly grabbing him by the neck and holding him in place.

"I've seen you." Metal continued "I've see your organic faults. You're weaker, slower, and significantly lacking in intelligence. When I'm done with this world little planet will be a paradise. And then I'll move onto the rest of the world. I'll do what that egg shaped fool couldn't, and I'll do it better."

[burntstrawberry]

weeeeee

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"horror movie characters make unrealistically bad choices" ok but what if it's a couple on the verge of a nasty, nasty divorce? they keep egging each other on to make the worst possible decisions in a time of crisis. there is a whole subplot where each character is trying to escape while ensuing their spouse still gets murdered bc it would save thousands in lawyer fees

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you know that scene where the protagonist is just on the verge of almost escaping, but they go back to save someone who was left behind? so that, but the wife goes back to make certain her husband can't reuse her escape route.

terrible people making terrible decisions because of their terribleness, i would watch that

[josaprcat]

Their dog, one of the main things they're fighting over is the only one to survive the movie.

[guidancerune]

people on tumblr love adding "this is the funniest comment ive ever read" "every part of this image hits like a truck" "okay but can we talk about (lists all the things that make a joke funny)" in the comments. why dont you keep your voice down and let the posts wash over you in blissful silence

[saluteofthejugger]

gnome

[guidancerune]

what was that. did you guys see that

[guidancerune]

wtf

[notahorseindisguise]

im dying at the gnome 😂😂🤣🤣🤣 help the gnomes killing me haha 😂🤣😂😂🤣 save me

[gayteensupreme]

There is no escape from Him.

[ssuperawessomeeblafanboy2006]

i like ebla (everybody love amelia )

[satchelfunnies]

I didn't actually think anyone else knew about that show that's kind of cool

[ssuperawessomeeblafanboy2006]

who are you?

[satchelfunnies]

Satchelfunnies

[ssuperawessomeeblafanboy2006]

CRINGE

[satchelfunnies]

):

[ssuperawessomeeblafanboy2006]

i like ebla (everybody love amelia )

[satchelfunnies]

I didn't actually think anyone else knew about that show that's kind of cool

[ssuperawessomeeblafanboy2006]

who are you?

[satchelfunnies]

Satchelfunnies

[ssuperawessomeeblafanboy2006]

i like ebla (everybody love amelia )

[satchelfunnies]

I didn't actually think anyone else knew about that show that's kind of cool

[ssuperawessomeeblafanboy2006]

i like ebla (everybody love amelia )