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do we think chocolate guy is gay?

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

being alive is to have life telling you ‘ok now i will ask you to be brave. now i will ask you to be brave. now i will ask you to be brave’ over and over and over until you learn it & then have to learn it again

#do it scared!!! I am always scared yet I will do it anyway!#rat bone tag

despazito

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

batbetbitbotbut

#yea its just something that really irks me when people keep them. if only there was a word for that

(via @real-live-human)

saltyverse

one more time

cheddar-baby

Domming a guy i hate and convincing him good puppies like to be named Hubert then getting his name legally changed to Hubert then ghosting him

cartoonscientist

I just realized that Halligan is basically a deconstruction/parody of the “neurodivergent super detective bad boy” trope where his quirks are more realistic (like letting garbage collect in his office) and have actual consequences re: his relationships with his coworkers, and his fixation on solving puzzles makes him act like an alien instead of being cool and snarky

pyreo

hi. here is my brent halligan fancam I told my friends i'd make as a joke and then actually made

emnesoi0

manuciruja

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

manuciruja

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

smadsel

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

smadsel

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

plotholes-and-spellingerrors

Is this post mature content, though? Or is there maybe something else that staff doesn't like about this post

timberwind

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

juicydangler

financepigdotnet

(violently jerking the steering wheel) my car swerves like crazy when i do this

temmmry

Like father like son

yourfaveisintersex

what if I just made my profile picture a male calico cat or something. hurm

icewingassasin

Could I suggest a picture of Dawntreader Texas Calboy? He is a beautiful male calico cat who is a chimera. He's also somewhat controversial among some cat fancy associations since he is a male cat with female colors, and some people are strangely transphobic towards him, despite him being a cat? There was even a rule implemented to keep him from competing in a cat show. If you look up his name, he made a few news articles.

yourfaveisintersex

Oh my god?????

Yeah you're right about beautiful I'm squeezing him until he pops!!!!! I love this guy I think I'm going to make an edit real quickly Calboy I love you I'm so sorry people are calling you a freak??????

yourfaveisintersex