The Etsy Witch Trajectory

finally, my cell phone is haunted

[satellightofmylife]

Call me Sloan or Van. I follow from @finallyhaunted.

This is my selfship blog for Jean Vicquemare from Disco Elysium (hereafter referred to as JV or 🖤) and Alistair Theirin from Dragon Age (Al or 🌹).

The goal is to play and have fun, do a little exposure therapy for my self-consciousness, bond with friends (and f/o), and maybe make a few new ones along the way.

I don't tag except as commentary for the most part but you can find my original imagines at #van imagines.

I enjoy absurd humor and experience cute aggression so I may sometimes joke about killing or hurting f/o.

[nightlight-selfships]

Imagine your f/o and you laughing at silly jokes together, bouncing off of each other's funny comments until your sides hurt.

[dormantshipping]

How PETTY is your F/O?

Unbothered: Completely brushes off, ignores, or oblivious to slights

A little bit: Small slights or blunders get to them, usually not a big deal

Mildly petty: May be a little bit passive-aggressive

Undoubtedly petty: Will try to get back at the person after shit happens

Very petty: If they're bothered, they get back at the person twice as much

Extremely petty: Quickly turns into nuclear revenge

Remaining time: 2 hours 7 minutes

[love-caleb]

your f/o loves your soft tummy btw

[singingdeepinme]

Hey, did you notice? Your FO smiles more these days, and I think it's because they're happy with you.

[luminarias-selfshipping]

Everyone, drop what you're doing: f/o sneezing like a kitten regardless of what they look like

[koreanthrillerenjoyer]

I mean do I even need to say it?

[mrs-goemio]

Your f/o doesn’t wish you were better at masking. They don’t wish you acted “more normal” or blended in more with everyone else. They know that sometimes you stand out without meaning to, and that it can leave you feeling awkward or like everyone is judging you. But when they look at you, they don’t see someone who needs to change. They see someone who’s genuine, lovable, and worth being proud of. They’ll always be happy to stand beside you, hold you close, and love you exactly as you are…never asking you to become anyone else.

[nanamisbakery]

Kissing your f/os nose and watching them blush

[dormantshipping]

Imagine sharing ice cream or another cold treat with your F/O

[mothersdarling]

Reminder to all disabled selfshippers:

Your f/o adores you. Period.

Even if you can't do things the "normal" way.

Even if you can't do certain things at all.

Even when your bedbound.

Even when your cranky from pain.

Even when facing the world hurts.

Even when going in public feels like a humiliation ritual to you.

Even when the doctor appointments fill up the calendar and the medicines fill up the kitchen counter.

Even when you cry from doctors not listening or understanding.

Even when the test results come back normal.

Even when your life seems so utterly chaotic, unpleasant and miserable.

Your f/o cares about you. They want to weather every storm with you. They want to advocate for you. They want to fight for you. They want to be in your life. They want to be by your side, holding you hand, facing whatever challenge the future will bring. Not out of obligation or pity, but because they truly love you.

You are loved, disabled selfshipper. It's hard not to.

[lemonbutler]

F/o trying to impress you by saying "Get behind me" with a serious tone when you guys see a big spider

[mothersdarling]

Happy Disability Pride Month!!

To all the disabled selfshippers, your f/o(s) love you so much. Not despite your disabilities. The love the whole of you.

Even on your bad days.

Even when you're flared up.

Even when your pain leaves your irritable.

Even when all you can do is sleep.

Even when they have to shoulder the majority of tasks around the house.

Even when they have to help you shower or feed yourself.

You are not a burden to them. Never. They couldn't fathom having such a train of thought. Because you are so much more than the bad that disability brings.

The smile on your face when you can finally leave the house is what keeps them around.

Your laugh when the pain meds finally kick in is why they're with you.

The joy you radiate when you two decorate your mobility aids is why they can't leave your side.

And even when the bad outweighs the good, they adore you so terribly.

Never feel ashamed. Never feel like a burden. Never feel like you're too much. You are strong and you, above all else, are loved.

Pro/Dark/Comship DNI

[nanamisbakery]

This user loves their disabled f/o

[honeyandtheirlittleguys]

shoutout to disabled selfshippers!

ᯓ★ self shippers with invisible disabilities

ᯓ★ self shippers who can’t indulge with their f/o as much as they want because their health gets in the way

ᯓ★ self shippers who suffer yet can’t get help or a proper diagnosis because the healthcare system sucks

ᯓ★ self shippers who have a hard time being active in the community for various reasons (low energy/fatigue, burnout, pain flareups, etc.) despite wanting to

you are seen. you are loved. i’m glad you’re here, no matter how frequent or infrequent you pop in. thank you for being part of our community.

your f/os love you so much, and i know they’re beyond happy to support you through anything and everything.

you won’t walk this exhausting path alone. they won’t let that happen.

thank you @/silcosbunny for the reminder that disability pride month is upon us!!

[rivers-and-reeds]

Your f/o will still love you even if your condition worsens. Whether temporary or permanent, sudden or a gradual decline, they will remain by your side, ready to support you however they can.

If it ever feels like it's all too much, they'll hold you for as long as you need, finding a haven in their arms. Right here, right now, they're with you. This moment will always be gentle. It will always be safe.

You are loved, and you will continue to be loved, no matter how things change.

[planefood]

“What would you do if you could meet your fictional crush?” Idk bash their head in with a huge rock #CUTEEEEE