Im not wierd and creepy, I'm cool and awesome

My name is Taze. 19. I'm just here for the memes

[victoriel-translations]

Test your colour vision

[obscene-queen]

IM A FUCKING MOLE

[obscene-queen]

i tried again and got dog HOW AM I AN ART KID

[lacedpoison]

Moooole. Sob.

[merrymegaudreau]

I got a cat whoo !

[level-upper-deactivated20190113]

[fonzworthcutlass]

[tethraghasts]

cassandra: please don’t tell varric i read his books me, immediately running off to tell varric that cassandra reads his books:

[babyanimalgifs]

I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie

[gaming-misadventures]

by: ???

[best-of-memes]

[yesterdaysprint]

The Salem News, Ohio, January 13, 1908

[naamahdarling]

[strawbebbynya]

[thecheshirecass-deactivated2018]

These are so cute they’re almost physically painful

[prozdvoices]

games where only the cutscenes have full voice acting

[mattonious]

[loseandloose-deactivated2024012]

guys I actually shed a tear

[princess-peachie]

I am a puddle. I am a puddle of tears.

[anaspiringvet]

I love it when kitties do that

[bbykittentoes]

THIS BABY MAKES THE CUTEST NOISES OMG

[markv5]

Поймали на месте преступления

[joydivisionisntthatgood-deactiv]

“caught in the act”

[dongkelley]

[lawfulgood]

[spidersonline]

I was in a group interview for a petsmart once, and this girl who had bullied me at our past job was there. We were all told to go around the circle and say why we wanted to work there. All of us sensible folks answered with generic interview stuff like “I love animals” and “I admire the help this company gives to shelters” and all that… then the bully spoke up.

I think of my life as having occurred in four parts. The first part closed with the revelation that songs on the radio are in fact pre recorded and the artists are not being summoned to the station with dark magic every time someone requests their song. The second divider was the first time I tasted custard pie. And the event that launched me here, into the most surreal and disjointed phase of my life, was this girl’s answer to the fateful question “why do you want to work at petsmart?”

And the answer

I shit you not…

“I have a reptile fetish.”

The silence after that statement… the hopelessness, the confusion, the despair in that silence, it fundamentally changed me as a human being. I witnessed cosmic justice at its darkest and its coldest. The universe is powerful, the universe is vengeful, and the universe is merciless.

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

Hooters is just an extremely American take on a maid cafe if you think about it

[tamamita]

don’t be like Sasuke

[rabirobo]

Explain

[the-blonde-goblin]

killed his brother

[megakng579afterhours]

left his wife and child to go wander the world because he feels bad

[the-blonde-goblin]

needed 500 episodes to actually have a redemption arc

[megakng579afterhours]

needed a redemption arc

[the-blonde-goblin]

tried to kill his best friend several times but always failed at it because the friend was a) better then him and b) way too good a sport about all the murder attempts.

[megakng579afterhours]

Stabbed someone who has shown nothing but love and compassion for him, and has shown concern for his wellbeing…twice.

[the-blonde-goblin]

used a loyal companion of his as a meat-shield during a fight he had barely any stakes in. 

[megakng579afterhours]

Had the fucking moxie, the fucking bravo to even talk about becoming the Hokage after all the shit he’s put everyone through, without even acknowledgkng the fact that Naruto has wanted to become Hokage since fucking forever

[the-blonde-goblin]

still treated sakura with no respect post-redemption arc even after marrying the woman

[megakng579afterhours]

Doesn’t tell his daughter that Sakura is her real mom and instead, avoids the question to cause drama and taunt the SasuKarin fans

[metallee-oldblog]

sasuke invented emo culture so all reblogs are cancelled

[flowerslut]

anyone in this thread smoke weed?

[megakng579afterhours]

Sasuke would smoke weed

[tamamita]

I don’t even know anything about Naruto, I just made a post that said don’t be like Sasuke, and y'all pulled up some heavy receipts on that man, goodness

[lojomojouniverse]

@412rebelled

[heckifiknowcomics]

[lord-brixie]

Every time I see this I’m equally unprepared for the punchline bc I forget it’s a joke until the end

[leafcrunch]

fallout: every vault was a social experiment

me: that sounds morbidly cool, i’m gonna look up a list of those

fallout wiki: