[juniper-petunia]

they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids

[skittypilled]

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

[allyourlife]

my fav calvin n hobbes joke and no one ever puts it anywhere

[vintxgemiseries]

in the rome straight up “stabbing it” and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. my caesar

[sillywormz]

i went to "mad at me" island expecting to find people i knew, something i understood. but when my boat landed, standing upon the shore were a million empty husks wearing my own face. every foot of the island was occupied, and everywhere i went, they watched me with contempt. they never spoke, never breathed. they simply watched. no matter how i grovelled and begged, snarled and cursed, tried to hide or kicked and hit, they simply stared. the hatred in their gaze was inescapable, but i could hardly return it, knowing that their doomed existence was of my own creation. knowing that the hatred was nobody's but my own. in the end i just wept, unable to stand the relentless gaze of my own infinite glare.

the guy who i accidentally cut off in traffic last week was there also

[undeadsucker]

sunday 3pm activities:

opening the fridge

youtubes

looking out of the windows with arms folded behind my back

opening the fridge

melancholy

sit on the couch and sigh

[g1deonthen1nth]

we have GOT to cut to the fucking feeling

[uncertainalien]

it's the most wonderful time of the year

[mancydrew]

❝ Dick Cheney your reign ends here ❞

          ❝ No never. I’m -  I’ll be the Vice President of sports❞

[thelaughingserpent]

They won’t mention it in the news, but I think we all know who really killed Dickolas Cheney.

[mrsterlingeverything]

Whats up ladies i im several years behind

[botanyshitposts]

plants love being polyploid its one of their favorite things to be

[botanyshitposts]

you give animals an extra set of dna and they crumble into a little cartoon pile of ash. you give plants an extra set of dna and they say ahh finally an extra set of dna to do activities with

[mint-swirl]

im in the business of fishery let’s take it from the dock

[mint-swirl]

she’s got a body like a largemouth bass it’s swimming like a cod

[britain-offical]

"I asked chatgpt-" NEXT TIME DON'T. ask ME choose ME, I can misinform you. I do it with love and affection

[aaronstveit]

seeing all the girls i went to high school with getting married and having babies and like I know this sounds mean but it’s literally like watching a horror movie

[beastliness]

hate it when the people who I love are suffering due to circumstances beyond my control 👎 there should be a sea monster that I can slay to fix the problem

[beastliness]

nobody ever gets locked in a tower or chained to a rock at sea anymore - it's always some shit like chronic illness or ptsd related depression

[thescaryjokes]

woah dude you hit your head pretty hard. 2025? president donald trump? "labubu"? haha no clue what youre talking about dude its roughly 1pm august 8th 2004 and we're about to take a chicago boat tour and i heard dave matthews band is in town and

[elfdyke]