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teathattast

fruit-teeth

Me thinking about my own writing: man I’m not a great writer...my whole life is a lie

Some writer at Disney, 100% serious: so anyway Cruella is the way she is because dogs pushed her mom off a cliff

official-lucifers-child

Wiggle

c4pyb4ra

it did not work, but i can help

big wiggle

december-rains

the ultimate dash cleanser.

thefirsthogokage

That made me so happy! I wish it was longer.

l2g-deactivated20240513

when hozier said ’there is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin’ and when shakespeare said ’how sweet and lovely dost thou make the shame’ it’s like… i don’t even remember what i was going to say i need to have a mental breakdown first

enjolraspdf

and radclyffe hall saying ‘if our love is a sin, then heaven must be full of such tender and selfless sinning as ours’ should not to be forgotten also

igonecrazy

Just realised that if Donald Trump wins the presidential elections, it’ll be 5 years before we can even think about a canon Destiel.. Dammit America, what are you doing!

heritageposts

date of origin: 9th of november, 2016.

ndiecity-deactivated20241101

No fucking way

Decadent

i rediscovered the purpose of this site

dankmemeuniversity

hayleyhearts

that’s just a regular platypus???

friendlyoceanmower

thegreenpea

PERRY THE PLATYPUS ?!?!

tindershwinder

Matched with a girl with the same name… I think she’s the one.

waffl3o

degenerate-perturbation

So sick of learning news this way

annieaceofhearts

2020: The Year From Hell

Inspired by this, this, and this

lazerblues

Happy aniversary you dumb fucks @staff

true-king-of-monsters

Happy anniversary, you stupid fucks!

byjove

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

cryoverkiltmilk

The spiritual successor to Miette

manicgoblinnightmarewoman

Might I also add

shydestinybread

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

unyanizedcatboys

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

explorerrowan

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

dualclock

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

Can haz snackytreat

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This post is the most reblogged post of the year! Congratulations!

verilybitchie

Bisexuals were essentially accused of murdering women via HIV in the 80s, either because we were intentionally duplicitous or because we were out of control maniacs who couldn’t resist unsafe sex. For many people of that generation, this was their first time hearing about bisexuals. Now folks want to pretend that didn’t influence today’s perception of bisexuality.