~Pastel trash can~

Do you like memes, random fandom junk and all out disorganized rebloging. Then you came to the right place.i'm 26 and i have no idea what i'm doing with my life! :D

[lizrust]

The screen's gonna ask you a few questions, kupo

[byjove]

Did you know that many gastropods can create a pearl, including terrestrial snails? The difference is nacre which is only found in some species of mollusks and which which gives pearls their beautiful shine. Terrestrial snails occasionally produce very small translucent white pearls which are usually lost. One non-nacre secreting sea snail, the melo melo, produces gorgeous pearls that are extremely prized and rare.

[byjove]

Conches can also produce pearls.

[mrskayathefrog]

Paua (also called abalone) can make pearls as well- though they are only half-pearls (called mabel pearls)

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Things animals love to make:

mucus

calcified secretions from mucus

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

her voice was as silky as silken tofu. but her words were as firm as extra firm tofu

[utopians]

they all hate me for my pathetically small bong

[utopians]

Whatever

[minotaurfemme]

thats not a bong thats a bing

[evilwizard]

🧚‍♀️ thumbelina420 Follow

works for me!

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[dear-ao3]

hes kind of babygirl in a horrifying father figure way

[tentacleteapot]

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

[charl0ttan]

thats not how they told it

[germanknifemommy-deactivated202]

[c3rvida3]

*goes to egg your house but I find out you're vegan so I ¼ cup of unsweetened applesauce your house instead*

[catchymemes]

[rxdxct3d-deactivated20260301]

these two posts are in a very loving relationship

[crewstinitortellini-deactivated]

[maxknightley]

Absolutely love this post. Think of it every time I use a wooden spoon

[parkchanwoohoo]

[eeveestho]

ok but the full translation is also extremely good

[technoarcanist]

[sunbakery]

[prontaentrega]

the vaticans multicultural anime girls are wearing the racism rosary 💀

[chrysanthemum-aria]

[dipperthedestructor]

im the prettiest canary in this mine

[dipperthedestructor]

what the fuck is that smell

[daily-leon]