Tequila Mockingbird

Attempting to be an adult, but dream of being a princess.

[tastefullyoffensive]

Floor Slut is full.

[loveaffaire]

Happy fucking pride month!

Loki | 1.03

[adrenochromec9h9no3]

Me, fighting with my inner demons.

[suite-dee-reynolds]

I love one man.

[onlytwitterpics]

[samegig]

not to alarm anyone but it’s one direction’s birthday tomorrow

[aaronexplainsitall]

happy birthday motherfuckers you ruined my life hope you have a fucking fantastic day

[chronicowboy]

valkyrie: I'm not gonna fall in love with thor

jane: *is lady thor*

valkyrie:

[standpoor]

being an adult is just running around getting one thing done so you can get another thing done so you can get another thing done so you can get another thing done so you can get another thing done and also eating whatever you want but feeling really guilty about it

[bisexualgorgeous]

thinkin about the conspiracy theory that sc*oter braun derailed victoria justice’s career to boost ariana’s, and the way kesha and jojo were unable to release albums for literal years because of men in the industry and if we look outside the music industry the way megan fox’s career was destroyed because she spoke up against a powerful man, or how winona ryder’s career never really recovered because she was no longer desirable to men and just countless other talented women ruined by men with too much power that shit hurts man and for every man who does this there’s dozens of men and women staying silent about it on the sidelines and it just has to stop

[peanutbutterenjoyer]

[newtgeiszler]

people are probably gonna exist for a very long time after global warming is irreversible but imagine being in the year 3019 and reading a history book and learning that your ancestors had every power to stop the world from being a shitty hell dimension but they didn’t because short term money making was more valuable to them

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[imageinsanity]

My current employer once said to me, “I get the impression you work to live, not live to work.” Uh, yeah motherfucker.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

me after reading this:

[failure-to-adult]

A boss once sat me down and said, I swear to fuck, that it was a bad thing that I was interested in leaving work on time. Like he said something like “I’m told that you like going home at the end of the day.”

I asked him what I meant. Like I point blank said “Are you saying I don’t work enough overtime?”

“…no,” he said, since we got in trouble if we worked OT. It was treated as a moral failing on our parts.

“So are you saying I should be working for free?” I asked. This is a trap question. It was a corporate job. Which meant he actually was limited in the shit he could pull.

“….no,” he grudgingly replied.

“So what is the problem?” I asked. And he had to admit that, technically, I had done nothing wrong.

But he tried to guilt me over LIKING TO GO HOME AT THE END OF THE DAY. After each 8-10 hour shift where I was allowed ZERO breaks, despite the law requiring I get a minimum of 15 minutes every 4 hours.

He also got pissed off that I was very open with telling people I had given my notice. I didn’t bad mouth the place. I wasn’t negative. I was just open that, yes, I was moving and had therefor quit.

GEE I FUCKING WONDER WHY I WAS SO EXCITED TO BE LEAVING.

[assignedfaggatbirth]

listened to Bohemian Rhapsody today… i’m so very sorry

[assignedfaggatbirth]

If this post gets 100 notes I’ll recreate the entire song through memes

[assignedfaggatbirth]

OK so I’ll do my best to get this done soonish–it may be a week or two, but I’m doing it

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My masterpiece… is complete.

[chidi-anaqonye-deactivated20181]

op did not put in this much work for 160 notes

[doodleboots-deactivated20190129]

@musicalsandtrees

[scaldinghate]

I don’t know who to tag… This is a fuckign masterpiece

[instructor144]

[yuoling]

[fakenasty]

actually sleeping with someone is so nice like waking up in the middle of the night and snuggling closer or lazily giving them a kiss or just feeling their arms around you squeeze slightly even though they’re in a deep sleep or handholding while you both are asleep ugh that’s that shit I like

[givenachancetatt]

I cant believe Shawn Mendes landed himself a young sugar daddy - nialls only 24 years old afterall

[burntcopper]

…I’m not seeing anything wrong, per se.

[queenoftheimps]

this was great, but the part that’s killing me is Netflix’s follow-up