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america’s 9/11

If Funko Pops weren't evil enough they once shut down itch.io for a little bit

a sketchy comic with my goofy handwriting- paraphrased from a conversation overheard in space marine 2. i love my little guardsmen... its cute how hype they get when you show up T0T

genuinelysassyheretic

Just lovely!

fadedlovemp3

“progressive” men when a woman is deemed evil enough that they can call her a bitch 24/7:

razielim

Salem's city council voted unanimously to pursue a data center moratorium after residents - and a guillotine - pushed back on a $5.1 billion

Innovation happens every goddamn beautiful day in this country.

isuggesteatingtherich

i have a suggestion

captain-price-returns

Re: sailors on USS Abraham Lincoln on half rations.

yookay-times

duchessvongooseberg

lakevida

when youre inadvertently 1% too nice to a straight guy you can usually pinpoint the exact moment where he decides you must be acting that way because you want to fuck down on him crazy style and it is at this point that one would be well advised to have a cyanide capsule under a false tooth or an equivalent fast acting response

exhuastedpigeon

Sometimes the best fic you’ve ever written isn’t on ao3. It’s in 50 frenetic discord messages sent over a fifteen minute span where you and your friend yes and each other into a perfect story that will never actually be written.