YOU SET ME UP.

' i was your only friend. ' indie semi-selective eduardo saverin from the social network.

[sickforya-deactivated20170618]

raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a boy

[dailymarvel]

[saverism]

eqxilibrium:

  “   It was also for your benefit because        you are more used to people asking        you for money so, I was giving you        the opportunity to spend it, like good        old times.”

                               he quickly shakes his head

“ Not the point, the point is.. Do you know how to   do this or not? And if you do will you do it for me?    I’ll pay you.”

he pretends to deliberate. y’know, out of respect. and all the quintessential saverin man manners ingrained in him that he just can’t scrub away.                            “ sorry, not interested. ”

[saverism]

bifurcxted:

“no, you moron. when did i say that? i meant that you’re getting a  bad education because somehow you have the impression that  sucking someone’s dick is less gay than having them stick it in  your ass. jesus, how the fuck did you manage to get into harvard   when you can’t even follow a simple conversation?”

     “ this isn’t about following conversation, this is about ——— gay shit. you could lock up a kid and they could still get into harvard without knowing anything about sexuality. think of srinivasa ramanujan ! ”

[saverism]

sepiol:

          the silence is a patient one. elliot waits until he’s done speaking.  ‘ myspace was there first for every person who cared to look. kids without the proper supervision making profiles, ranking each other. but you’re right. facebook gave everyone an in. it opened the doors. and then twitter. tumblr. instagram. snapchat. social media is just one big messy pool of people giving away too much about themselves. ’ 

          he adds, corrective:  ‘ six characters. they don’t even force you to pick an uppercase character or a number. ’  and those will be the passwords people use on their email addresses. which will contain the information to their bank accounts. minimum password requirements are a black hat’s dream.

he can’t talk right now without another drink.      if he does he might smash another laptop again.

     “ well, that’s terribly in character. ” cue clownish smile.  “ mark’s tunnel vision bit him in the ass, then. he thrived off ignorance. now he’s exploited that of others for ‘world’s youngest billionaire’. well, he wouldn’t ‘ve known then but it still stands. he was totally aware of his... gifts. he of all people should know. ”

[saverism]

perfect time to start doubting ur abilities in writing canon characters...... i’m gud thanks :)

[saverism]

eqxilibrium:

 Mordecai laughs– no chuckles at that.

     “I mean I just uhm- you would                know how to do that                being the eco wizard               people say you are and               all. I mean you want to               make you feel more at              ease and shit you could               buy me breakfast.”

“ — i have absolutely no interest in        making you feel ‘at ease’, man.”                           or the conversation, at this point.

[saverism]

eqxilibrium:

 He was almost envious anxiety having kept up for the past day and half.

              “ yeah! i know you                 are      big soil boy                 but i was wonderin’                 if you knew how to                 hide large amounts                 of money.”

well fuck. usually people ask him for money.         “ people usually ask                     me for the money. ”

[saverism]

sepiol:

                    ‘ right. me too. ’

          ❪ fuck facebook. ❫

     “ it’s just —— preying on the fact that only the nerds were 'gatekeepers' of the internet back in two thousand whatever, and just mercilessly gave away a voluntary pass to the everyday guy by saying:                               ‘hey. go brag about yourself for once.’     so everyone just gives up shit so learning about them is easy and now the only thing separating the desperate, pandering college kid — and now the entire fucking world apparently!! — from being fuckin’ exposed is either a measly friend request or a ten digit password. ”                                                                            he deleted his account yesterday.

[ensignfinnclifton]

       “I JUST WANT TO GO HOME,” SAID THE ASTRONAUT. “SO COME HOME,” SAID GROUND CONTROL. “ S O  C O M E  H O M E ” SAID A VOICE FROM THE STARS.

[saverism]

cherribcmb:

     “sorry, i won’t be able to hear anything you’re saying to me until you personally apologize to the female population of the entire world, eduardo.”

“ i have! every single                time i’ve seen them. ”

[tamper]

[saverism]

eqxilibrium:

   “-dude.”     Mordecai just shakes     his head.     “I’m mark’s friend, you     know the other one that    isn’t you?”

if he wasn’t so blissed out, his self loathing  would catch up to his amnesiac state.

               “ — coder ? ”

[saverism]

eqxilibrium:

    “wake up! Wake up! wake up!”          He is a panicked to say the          least. This really wasn’t the          time for him to be in an orgasm          induced coma.     “I need your help.”     

“ what? do i know you? ”            he has no idea if he does            or not. he doesn’t care             right now.

[saverism]

@eqxilibrium

he just finished getting            a blowie from some girl —            he’s not really awake enough            to start talking right now.

[saverism]

@sepiol

     “ — no, i hate facebook. ”

[saverism]

PERMANENT STARTER CALL.