Introductory post incoming!
Hello internet, you vast and terrifying void of collective consciousnesses and whatnot! You can call me Selaphiel, Cells, Mortis, Lazzy or Retro! I’m a jack of all trades when it comes to art and fair warning, a lot of it WILL CONTAIN GORE AND/OR HORROR because I find both comfort and beauty within the strange confines of the anatomical world. (Edgy much??)
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I am very much an adult so I would prefer if those who interact with me directly are the same but it isn’t really a rule I’m gonna flip out and set in stone because I’m lazy so do with that low effort information as you will. (If I’m uncomfortable with what’s going on expect to be ghosted though, sorry.)
If you are an animal/child diddler, proshitter, nazi basement dweller or weird fetishist shitbag that can’t take a hint, just know that I WILL screw with you until I drive you to the brink of insanity because to be honest, pissing off assholes is one of my favorite pastimes lmao
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Heres some info for you to read when you’re bored!!
-I have both cotard’s syndrome and an unspecified dissociative disorder so if you see any posts that don’t really make much sense or repeats of something I’ve already said in the past, blame my scrambled egg of a brain! I’ve got as much control over it as someone speeding down the highway in the rain so expect a few odd moments when I occasionally hydroplane. :] (if I ever need to restate something PLEASE let me know because I hate accidentally sending the wrong message)
-I am aro/ace and do not understand romance or sex in the slightest! I literally cannot comprehend it!! Any NSFW I create is purely for the tasteful beauty of artistic nudity!
-I go by he/him or literally anything you’ve got going for a mental default when it comes to interacting with randos on the internet so don’t worry too much about accidentally hurting my feelings. I’ve been here (well not here-here) on the internet since 2007 so don’t you worry your funny little human head so much about something so trivial!
-I love when people want to interact with me! Art trades, potential commissions or even just carpet bombing each other with lore about our ocs, I am all for it! I don’t know if it’s true for the online world but irl I’ve apparently got a presence that intimidates ex-marines but I can promise you that I’m really just stupid, awkward and bad at talking!
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Here are some of the things my brain latched onto for some reason over the years!!:
-Dandy’s World >:)
-SPORE
-Elder Scrolls Series
-Star Wars except for Disney’s butchery of the series lmao
-Hazbin Hotel !!CRINGE OMG!!
-Vulture Culture (because animals deserve the same respect and reverence in death that you give them in life!)
-Game development or picking apart already existing game mechanics
-Cosplay DIY/Fursuit stuff n whatever
-Osteomancy
-Digital/Traditional art
-Weird homunculus creatures that used to be human
-Walking through the forest in the dead of night
-Computer repair, digital and physical
-Dark Fantasy
-Rearranging my maze of a room when I get bored
-CRT computer/tv screens and 90’s slappable tech
-Patterns in my surroundings
-Writing (primarily horror but I do cutesy stuff too!)
-Mimicking sounds that humans usually can’t do
-Botany
-That sweet sweet windows XP experience
-Raising and or observing wild birds (did you know that geese are just overgrown ducks that can be bribed with chicken feed? Get in good with them and they’ll defend you from a homeless junkie like they did for me!!)
I’m gonna put a doodle of my two favorite little losers at the bottom because I don’t know how to end this post so yeah
