[timbllr]

via weheartit

[dankmemeuniversity]

[mintykiwi]

people who can’t read backwards i’m so sorry

[achievement-hunter-fan]

This but with Jeremy Dooley

[cams-archive]

I’d really like to be taken out tbh. in a date way or a sniper way I have no preference

[libraryspectre]

Do y'all remember being a kid and trying to read in the car while it was dark outside and your parents wouldn’t let you turn on the light so you would try to grab snatches of sentences when you passed by street lights

[hotboyproblems]

murderer: (via text) im going to kill you

me: (a week later) omg im so sorry… i saw this when i was in the middle of doing something else and then just completely forgot about it

[tonyzaret]

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

[bob-belcher]

[dudeoo0]

wHAT

[carnival-phantasm]

[ninja-suffragette]

[murdershegoat]

leo dicaprio was nominated five times in twenty two years

amy adams was nominated five times in eight years. 

it took her less than half the time it took him to get the same number of nominations.

her performances are poignant, subtle, always beautifully delivered. 

the fact she wasn’t even nominated for arrival is an absolute atrocity.

this is the hill on which i die.

[murdershegoat]

i dream of a day where this is no longer relevant 

[omgthatdress]

[namira]

as compensation all NSFW blogs will get an extra hour in the ball pit 

[jeongincore]

the crab in the little mermaid was right, the human world is a mess

[readmetxt]

you know how theres an official government office of preserving the french language? my life mission is to found a counter-organization to that, formally devoted to degrading and destroying the french language by any available means of psychological and cultural warfare

[androfembot-deactivated20220204]

I found the funniest reply to this

[thesnobbyartsyblog]

I hate when rich companies ask poor people to donate to poor people.

[sergeant-grumbles]

Especially donating to the charity thru the company. You donate. The company gets to write it off like Its their donation.

[thatdiabolicalfeminist]

Every time a company promises to match donations up to a certain amount, they’re saying they can easily donate that much but are withholding those funds until they can leverage that donation into something that benefits their bottom line.

[psionicillusionist]

Mmm top tier level when they make you feel like it’s your fault that their donation quota hasn’t been reached yet, and now you’re the aggressor.

[trust-me-im-satan]

when people start getting close to your friends

[fefyuri]

she was a gal and she had a pal can i make it anymore obvious?