SavTheStarGirl

★They/She || Dildo Slinger || Possibly dead ★

[gayvampyr]

me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian

[gaymolegaming]

I wish irl grinding was as fun as in videogames tbh. Like yeah i need to go to work a thousand times but after that i have enough materials to buy a house. But alas, houses arent real

[maykitz]

[hauntedhunted]

tarot reader: draws the tower me: thats bad isnt it tarot reader: draws the tower again me: uh oh tarot reader: draws boeing 767

[mewvore]

scientist: well we don't call it a penis because its not quite a penis, it serves a completely different function and while it elongates much like a penis does its an extension of the birth canal. technically.

the humble female spotted heyena: my cock itches

[april]

ⓘ Tip If you feel unfulfilled by how you spent your time today, you can stay up late to try to combat the sense of dissatisfaction. This will ensure that you feel even worse tomorrow.

[so-many-ocs]

[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories

[zemathememequeen]

All I want for Christmas is for the AI bubble to pop

[alleycatboy]

hey. dont cry. i'm going to kill you, okay?

[tpwrtrmnky]

scifi/fantasy rpg: Yeah so when you go outside settlements there are Plunderers. These are like fully-grown human beings whose only purpose in life is to attack people who travel between settlements. This lifestyle is somehow sustainable enough that there's more of them than there are friendly NPCs

[tpwrtrmnky]

Where do Plunderers live? Well in Plunderer Camps, which are often quite permanent-looking settlements, but like. Don't think too hard about why this entire group of people is just considered intrinsically criminal with no attempts to even try diplomacy or trade with them.

[tpwrtrmnky]

Plunderers can be distinguished from Normal People by the fact that they wear distinct Plunderer Equipment and have fully separate aesthetics in how they construct their settlements compared to everyone else.

Hey this is really fucking weird right?

[tpwrtrmnky]

Anyway I was playing Baldur's Gate 1 and there's a quest where a paladin asks you to collect "Bandit" scalps. These are dropped by everyone in the Intrinsic Category of Bandit. Which really struck me as particularly shameless about this whole thing.

[lizardsister]

i am the owner of the world's first labubu afflicted with the scarlet rot

[spidersinmysoup]

"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"

[velvetys]

I plan on watching a movie at some point in the future

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

british money’s called “quid”, short for liquid, which used to be the official currency. any liquid. “as long as it splash we use it for cash”- old british saying

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

the new viral trend is swimming in the river with an abdominal wound! take an #AbdominalWoundRiverSwim and post your results

[contemptible-scoundrel]

her pussy kafkaesque the way it has me buggin

[fairycosmos]

for real though if you were a fat girl in PE as a teenager you deserve financial compensation