vroom vroom mothafuckas

hi my names carr. no pronoun pref atm

[nonefriendly]

[thatfunnyshitrightthere]

watching brandi carlile film her english wife as she crawls under their deck to retrieve their daughter’s dropped earring is therapy

[justcatposts]

Not all fashion shows have been cancelled. 

(Source)

[teojida-archive-deactivated2020]

*gets caught pickpocketing cos i keep saying ‘yoink’ outloud when i do it*

[sevensaltedalmonds-deactivated2]

[chimuela7]

[ratwarlock]

Sorry babe, during sex, the plague mask stays ON

[ratwarlock]

hm. this post Aged 

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[darehinare]

Kurdistan | Family enjoying dinner in the mountains, overlooking the city

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[dungeonsanddragonsfifthedition]

now if lady macbeth knew about pegging, i don’t think that there would have been nearly as much murder in that play

[tikkety-tok]

How to tell a deaf dog it's time for a walk.

[blackness-by-your-side]

💯

[extork]

I have been quoting this tiktok for the past two weeks.

[soupsluts]

This bitch had like 5 accents

[tqueeninactive]

transcription:  “you’re a nice guy. (shifts to singsongy british accent) i’ll think about it maybe xo baybeoi uh oh eehjfgoi SHEND HIM KISSHEOIS. i didn’t know i would moive in with his missusWOOOOOT GET A LOIFE WE’RE LIVIN WITH HIS WOIFE like.. (disturbingly serene) what was i meant to do…? ehehehe. (sudden american accent) oh bitch oi seemBUHHURH BREAST KILLA?? mm. HEHEHEHEHEHE (back to british accent) she doied. that’s what she desehves. (sudden new yorker accent) this stoopid princess bitch has been fuckin goin against me since i downloaded this goddamn app. she’s like (peppa pig again) oih you’re heare? no problemm. an- oo OO OOOHOHOHOHOOO OHOHOHOHO HOHOHOWAAAAAAAAA!!!!! ….oh i was first heh!”

[katyazamolodchikova]

you’re a nice guy 👨‍💼! I’ll think 🤔 about it MAY-BEE🐝. X O 🤗💋 baybwee👶! UH OH here we go 🚀🚀🚀! SHENDS HIM KISSES😘😘😘! I didn’t know that I would move in with his Mrs.👰 WHUUT😲! GET A LIFE! You were living with his wife 👱‍♀️like what was I meant to do🤷‍♀️? Oh bitch 💃obviously- BUH HWUH BREASTKILLUH 🔪🙍‍♀️! Yeet ✌️! hehehehehehe 🤣🤣🤣🤣 she DIED 😵. It’s what she deserves 💁‍♀️. this STOOPID princess 👸 bitch 🐕 has been fuckin goin against me since I downloaded this goddamn app 📱. She’s like, “OH yaw here, no PRAWBlem!” eh OO OO 😮OOOoOooOO 😩😩😩😩OOOOoo 😱oOO😱oooo 😱O😱😱OO😱OOO WHAAAAAA🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 Oh I was first heh!🥇🏆

[angelfood1995]

WORLD HERITAGE POST

[catchymemes]

[longseasons]

[babybear]

newborn babies when theyre hungry and their mom isnt in the room and they think she stopped existing bc no object permanence

[mynewurl]

[dorkenergy]

If this ain’t me on Sundays