waddup

just trying to process that we are eternal beings momentarily experiencing human existence

[psychicbergara]

mini mini compilation of ryan and shane saying the same thing :’)

[woman-respecter]

its that time of year where people on tumblr are shouting “if you donate to AO3 and not my personal gofundme you are EVIL”

[womany]

ok but what are they doing with $270K??

[kendallroy-deactivated20210425]

well as it happens, the otw is a nonprofit so they actually make their annual budgeting and expense reports public (spoiler: most of it goes toward servers and paying contractors)

[filow-deactivated20210517]

“what are they doing with $270k” is probably the dumbest question you could ask. even without looking at their budget, ao3 is a huge nonprofit website that millions of people access in a single day. probably at the same time as well. there’s tons of data and variables and complex coding involved, what the fuck do you think they’re doing with the money oh my god

[kendallroy-deactivated20210425]

hookers and blow, obviously

[mikkeneko]

reblog to increase the hookers and blow budget for the AO3 moderators 

[incorrectghostfiles]

Would like to officially welcome Nighttime Dan to the family.

[thedorkdionysia]

welcome to the bfn/ghost files fandom we got:

Sally

Goatman/Steve

The actual Al Capone

Spaghetti and Apple Tater

Horny Nun

Nighttime Dan

[ralofofriverwoods]

A perfectly chaotic family

[giflounge]

Bioluminescence Defense

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

fuckin fish has a goddamn anime attack

[uryyybel-deactivated20190320]

At what level did this fish learn ice beam?

[funnytwittertweets]

[marisatomay]

cooking baking

[dankmemeuniversity]

[aintnopartylikeaprideparty]

Charlie Day Luigi: HERES A-MY BROTHER MARIO NOW TO TELL YOU A WHOLE-A HEAPING SPAGHETTI PILE OF INFORMATIONI!!! Chris Pratt Mario: Hello Luigi.

[yteicosanievilew]

they should just put random people’s faces on money

[yteicosanievilew]

like when you get your picture taken at  the DMV there’s a chance you’re the 5 dollar bill now

[forepop]

my dad, trying to explain the concept of money to me: say you have a sandwich, and i need your sandwich. but i don't have anything to give you. you're not just gonna give it to me.

me: i would just give it to you.

my dad:

[thirstghosting]

in the US we only have 3 genders. american beauty, american psycho, and american pie

[friendlylycanthrope]

What about American idiot

[thirstghosting]

well we all know which gender i am for forgetting this one

[oekaki-chan]

An artist : Aw man! I saw my arts were reposted on Instagram. I’ve asked them to take my arts down but they ignored me.

Me : Say no more! Click this link, then click ‘fill out this form’. Fill the form and wait for about 1-2 days, the staffs will remove the image you were reporting from the reposter’s account :^)

[elleap]

hope you don’t mind me adding some more info :’D

Many websites have those complaint forms you need to fill out to submit DMCA notice. Here are some of them:

Tumblr https://www.tumblr.com/dmca

DeviantArt https://help.deviantart.com/dmca

Instagram http://help.instagram.com/contact/372592039493026?helpref=faq_content

Facebook https://www.facebook.com/help/contact/634636770043106?helpref=page_content

Twitter https://support.twitter.com/forms/dmca

VKontakte https://vk.com/dmca

Pinterest https://pinterest.com/about/copyright/dmca-pin/

Youtube https://www.youtube.com/copyright_complaint_form

Flickr https://ipr.yahoo.com/copyright?.lang=en-US

Google https://www.google.com/webmasters/tools/dmca-notice

Usually links to those forms can be found on website’s Terms of Service pages. (search for copyright or DMCA)

Any content you’ve created, is copyrighted by you. You have full right to ask staff to delete repost. Your works deserve to be protected. ♥

[michelle-ellehcim]

Yo. This better be my most reblogged post. I want to see all my artists friends reblogging this for their artists friends.

[fruitypies]

^^^^^ for all the artists with uncredited work on pinterest and insta

[distantvoices]

I can handle people blazing their nudes but I draw the line at Christian preachers

[saint-vore]

why shouldn't the christian preachers be able to blaze their nudes?

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

i think God said something about it or something

[saint-vore]

ohhh ok, i didn't realise they had camera phones back when god wrote that

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

yah she's like omniscient or some shit

[saint-vore]

like she lays eggs?

[kaijuno]

does anyone else remember being terrorized every single commercial break by the madagascar 3 trailer on every single cartoon channel in 2011-2012

[groovinomicon]

fuck you I can hear it

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

Someone ought to slap the asshole who sang this upside the head

[asettledsky]

Good news!

[shitpostinguniverse]

[beary5363-blog]

The spring break they deserved

[coffeeseed]

God, I can't tell you how much the "there's not enough enrichment in my enclosure" joke has helped my mental health. Because, for some reason I can't comprehend, pretending that I'm a zoo keeper caring for an animal (which is also me) just makes everything easier to comprehend. Like "Your head gets screwey when you're apartment is messy" just doesn't carry as much resonance as "The tiger becomes agitated when its enclosure is cluttered" because then I'll be like, no shit? The tiger? I've gotta keep things nice and clean for the tiger.