What Even Are Sports

SF and LA. 31. A reluctant sports fan

[draconym]

[draconym]

great work everyone hit the bathhouse

[otterize]

I love using etc when I can't think of another thing. like...u figure it out lol

[gotylocks]

Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

[nonbinary-jakey]

yeah i read theory (posts from tumblr users that are wrong about everything)

[monkeysky]

Minotaur is not a species

The Minotaur was named that because he was the son of King Minos. Anyone with a bull head has to be named after their dad, like the Kyletaur or something.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[wintersoldierfell]

hang on i gotta google something

[supreme-leader-stoat]

I am so sorry.

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

[excuse-me-thanks]

“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

[yugiohz]

i'm always saying this

[philcollinsenjoyer]

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

[werewolf-transgenderism]

offseason t-shirt that says "I MISS MY TERRIBLE SPORTS TEAM"

[specialagentartemis]

“This recipe is perfect for weeknights—it only takes 30 minutes!” and and the first ingredient is an entire butternut squash cut into 1-inch cubes

[elcorhamletlive]

Not to be a bitch but sometimes people engage with fiction in the most boring way possible, and nowhere is this clearer than in videogames. Like what you mean you hate a character just because they were kind of abrasive when speaking to the player character? "They were mean to me" and it didn't occur to you to wonder why? Like, what might their attitude toward you reveal about the world? About the social dynamics within it? About their own perspectives and backgrounds and personalities? Does it even occur you to ask? Would you only have liked them if they bowed to your presence and talked about how great you are? Like I'm sorry but you're so boring. How boring fiction would be if it cathered to you

[primaius]

[homunculus-argument]

I love browsing cover-up tattoo stuff when every once in a while there's someone asking "how do I cover up this unspeakably idiotic thing" and people are like "please do not cover that up, that's fucking amazing." You just have "shrimps is bugs" written on your leg now. That's your legacy.

[wario-hentai-hobbyist]

Have you seen that one weasel tattoo that someone was asking coverup advice for? One of the best tattoos I've seen.

[wario-hentai-hobbyist]

Found it!

[homunculus-argument]

It's so fucking beautiful I'm in tears. Laughing so hard I'm crying but what difference is that really.

[bettedavisgf]

no offense to the english but i just found out england has only ever won the world cup once.. wtf do you mean “it’s coming home” she doesn’t even know you omg

[thememedaddy]

[chrisweedpiano]

one of my favorite posts of all time