We live in a beautiful world!!!

Hi, my name is Sebastian, a 23 yo colombian and coldplayer, who doesn't talk too much. Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nyxar]

Child Killing Mattress

[memewhore]

[ihavenohotcocoa]

babe are you okay you reblogged got that fog in me 11 times

[catgirlanarchist]

wait, i did? i don't remember doing that...

[lowpawly]

u gotta be careful reblogging posts cuz what if you see it drowned in water later

[chrissyjoshys]

[rainyydoves]

[agriocnemis]

[rainyydoves]

[butchifiedcatfish]

Oh wow! what a beaut! Time to reel her in!

[lowpawly]

What Are You Doinf To My Poast

[errorcritical]

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[icapturedthecastle]

[ruinedchildhood]

[magicalmysteryperson]

goddammit you got me

you got me to reblog this

I can't say no to a cute face like that.

[blonndiec]

Hey Siri, play At The Airport by Taku Matsushiba and set do not disturb mode.

*sobbing uncontrollably*

Going through all my social media I just keep seeing very emotional responses to the cancellation of Ice Adolescence and cannot stop thinking about this scene and the song in the OST - I just...

[slayingdraw]

Fuck you Mappa = Chupalo Mappa

[unamusedsloth]

Comic strip artists from the 40’s draw their characters while blindfolded

[defibrinationsyndrome]

You are one of the top Problem Sleuths in the city. Solicitations for your service are numerous in quantity. Compensation, adequate. It is a balmy summer evening. You are feeling particularly hard boiled tonight.

[enkiduofvideogames]

I can’t pick a favorite

[plagueofgripes]

Some of these take on an impressionist quality. Eyes are important.

[atomicrow]

[guerrillatech]

[an-autistic-with-personhood]

[synebluetoo]

Why would you hide that in the notes

[thatdisasterauthor]

I want an ice maker and enough room in the freezer for a pizza and that is IT.

[libraford]

I want the dumbest fridge you got. Gimme the orange tabby of refrigeration. I want my fridge to pull the wrong lever and turn my enemies into llamas instead of killing them. I want the following features: keeps things cold, has compartment that keeps things colder, a door that opens and shuts.

[abronzeagegod]

"Here at Stupid Jeff's Dumb Appliance Warehouse we sell the dumbest fucking appliances. Check out this fridge. This fridge won't ask you about your day, this dumb fucking fridge doesn't know what an Elon Musk is and won't fucking tell you what bullshit that dumb monkey is slapping into his phone today when you try to get some fucking milk. We took out all those "smart" electronics and in their place we put a loaded Glock 9mm that is put right up to that light that turns on when you open the door, which is the smartest thing in this fucking stupid fridge and let me tell you that fucker is on thin goddamn ice, if it gets too smart and tries to turn on before you open that door, the Glock will blow it to hell. Speaking of ice, this stupid fridge makes it. It makes ice, it keeps things cold, it comes with shelves. It's sturdy enough that when your ex comes back to your place looking for their stuff that they think they left behind like nine months ago and they know that you don't have it, but they wanted an excuse to come start a fight with you and throw a chair at your head but miss you and hit your fridge MICHAEL, this fridge will keep trucking because it gives zero shits and it only lives to keep things cold. Come to Stupid Jeff's Dumb Appliance Warehouse, if you ask us if we have an app, we break your kneecaps."

[classichorrorblog]

A Nightmare On Elm Street Directed by Wes Craven (1984)

[toast-gh0st]

[aimer-arts]

fennekins

[sunnyandpositive]

[politijohn]

Source

Source

[lyridmeteorshower]

Tumblr Migration 2: Reddit Boogaloo

We all know about the Twitter immigrants, but there seems to be radio silence on what's happening now with Reddit users from certain subreddits doing a similar thing.

What's happening?

Reddit is restricting their API later this month and killing off third-party apps. An AMA (Ask Me Anything) with the CEO Steve Hoffman was held and it was clear that he would continue with the changes.

In protest, thousands of subreddits across the site are planning to go dark for 48 hours on June 12th. Some are planning to continue indefinitely until the changes are reversed.

Okay, so how does this affect Tumblr?

Some subreddits (mainly queer and left-leaning meme ones, don't worry too much about Reddit Atheists™ overrunning us) are encouraging their users to jump ship to our beloved - and beloathed - hellsite. There will be another influx of new users and many will be unfamiliar with how the site works.

What do us Tumblr users do?

Show them how to use the site; introduce them to the site's culture, tell them to reblog shit and curate their dashboard. Sorta like how we welcomed Twitter users back when they flocked here. Kungpowpenising optional.

I'm new from Reddit, what do I do here?

CHANGE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE AND BANNER TO SOMETHING OTHER THAN DEFAULT BECAUSE THIS SITE IS FILLED WITH BOTS AND YOU MIGHT BE MISTAKEN FOR ONE. This is the FIRST thing you should do after getting a blog.

Other folks can help you with stuff like curating your dashboard or creating sideblogs (or you can look shit up) but please, PLEASE just give yourself an icon and reblog some stuff so people don't mistake you for a bot

[prettypangolins]

Adding:

Bots have either a default icon, or a photo of a woman. Change your icon!

Title your blog, but try not to use a woman's name. Again, bots are either untitled/sans titre/etc, or they have a name like Sara, Jennifer, etc

Descriptions are good! Even if it's 'lego nerd' or '24 / norway / lurker'. Bots with girls' names tend to have that name repeated in the description

The above three things can be done in the edit appearance thing - you can add a background too (I've not yet seen a bot that has a background)

You can hide your likes! And also the blogs you're following!

tumblr now sets new users to see the 'for you' tab first. Switch this. Also, there's a setting which puts things in chronological order on your dash. Most of us have forgotten this exists because we changed it once and that was it

REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG!

Adding tags with reblogging is a form of communication on here BUT AVOID THE 'PREV TAGS' TREND bc tumblr fucked up and no one can actually click posts to go back to see what the previous tags were

Don't censor words. There's a blacklist feature to help people curate their experience but it won't pick up censored words. Adding asterisks and other symbols also makes the site worse for people who navigate using screen readers

And, finally:

REBLOG THINGS

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

A very curious octopus.

[southernbitchface]

Watch this and be blessed

[taviacw]

“Why he smoosh my head??? Wait smoosh my head again.”

[foxsketch6543]

I am blessed… ;3;

[aseriouscomedian]

[kyokyeo]

yes... im a depressed teenager who cries watching Bluey

[drnosy-in-middle-earth]

It was now Frodo’s turn to feel pleased with himself. He capered about on the table; and when he came a second time to the cow jumped over the Moon, he leaped in the air. Much too vigorously; for he came down, bang, into a tray full of mugs, and slipped, and rolled off the table with a crash, clatter, and bump! The audience all opened their mouths wide for laughter, and stopped short in gaping silence; for the singer disappeared. He simply vanished, as if he had gone slap through the floor without leaving a hole!

Original illustration: Incident at the Prancing Pony by Alan Lee