[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

[heavydirtysoul-24]

PATRICK: So, what's the plan, Sam? You want to go to Mary Elizabeth's house? SAM: Can't. She got caught watering down her parent's brandy with iced tea. Let't just go to Kings.

[adhighdefinition]

the two adhd moods in a nutshell

overstimulated: can’t do it because everything is too much

understimulated: can’t do it because everything is too boring

[ponyfiasco]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[linguisticparadox]

Third mood: I can do this ONE THING FOR HOURS WITHOUT STOPPING BUT IF YOU INTERRUPT ME I CAN NEVER DO IT AGAIN

[just-a-nobody08-deactivated2017]

That fucking last one. Friends: WOAH! YOU DID WHAT WITHOUT STOPPING FOR HOW LONG?! YOU ARE SO DEDICATED! I WISH I HAD YOUR FOCUS. Me: Every muscle in my body hurts, and I forgot I was alive.

[moderncitadels]

Ezra Miller by Luc Coiffait for ES Magazine (2018)

[just-shower-thoughts]

Aristotle said “Manly men are attracted to manly things”, and the manliest of things are men. This implies the manliest of men have to be gay

[just-shower-thoughts]

Your “lazy” son or daughter may actually be clinically depressed

[melisica]

[flittering-sylph]

Man I hate it when people use the pronoun “you” as a singular pronoun in an informal setting. “You” is plural, unless thou dost speak to an unfamiliar person. The correct singular second person pronoun is “thou” in most cases. Grammar never changes. Pronouns must always stay one way until the end of time. Learn thy proper English. *sigh* Kids these days.

[gollyplot]

If thou this mistake shouldst make on thine own blog, then know, villain, that thou art a dirty descriptivist, and no friend of mine. Ne'er should language itself alter, it doth remain fixèd as such, untouch’d by change. Wouldst thou, vile descriptivist, that we forget the heritage of our great tongue? Nay, say I. Thou art but a dickhead who sayest so.

[kingfucko]

stynt ðy clappe! beoð ðo writerris be wetleas knafen. ðy langag o engelond diffoulened be, ille usenid bi sclaundrous novelri.

[beanmom]

[edensmidian]

[klubbhead]

I hate English

[mornington-the-crescent]

English might seem complicated, but it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

[klubbhead]

Fuck you

[artifuls]

Things I have learned since becoming an Adult™

-don’t tell ur coworkers jack shit. You might think they’re your friends but they will sell you out for a paperclip -everything men tell you is a lie -store brand vanilla ice cream is better than name brand -pregnancy tests from the dollar store work just as well as $20 ones -don’t lie to your doctor -seriously don’t -at some point your card will get declined for $6 and nobody but you will care. It happens to everyone at some point in their life -you will become bffs with your mom (unless she’s a mean person, then skip this one) -you’ll wish you took the advice adults gave you when you were younger, even though it annoyed you at the time -people you went to high school with will become teachers, doctors, etc but they will still do drugs and it will be weird. That’s life, my dude -never underestimate the power of new underwear

[girl-rambling]

The second last one though

[weloveshortvideos]

[cassiebnuy]

rabbits only flop over like that if they feel completely safe btw

[heavytitty]

to elaborate: bunnies are prey animals and almost never have their guard down– even when they’re resting they’ll usually have their back legs in a position that allows them to quickly run away. if they’re jumping around it means they’re extremely happy!! and if they flop down w/o a care that means they feel very very comfortable and safe to the point of not having to worry about their surroundings. ^__^

[knitmeapony]

This is just the happiest video IMO. 

“PLAY! FUN!  Happy!  Play?”  *looks at dog*  “No, no play?  Naps?  Okay.  Naps.”  *flop*

[kokoronokaito]

oh she got a wig on?

[pixie-tot]

why are non-millennials so personally offended by everything? like if i’m still wearing my jacket indoors, it’s because i’m cold, not because i disrespect your home/your classroom !! if somebody has got your order wrong, it’s because they’re very busy and simply made a mistake, not because they’re trying to jeopardise your meal !! if somebodies phone rings during a meeting/lecture, it’s because they accidentally forgot to put it on silent, not because they want to disrupt your speech !! just calm down, sharon, not everything is about you

[thelittlemerms]

my personal favorite is when you yawn and they’re like “am I boring you?”

like bitch i’m running on five hours of sleep and chronic anxiety 

[queenixx]

its funny how you say non-millennials as if millennials aren’t offended bei every little tiny thing that could possibly happen

[pyrothorax]

being offended by wearing a coat inside is very different to being offended by violent racism but sure enjoy your tea

[catchymemes]

He's still a good doggo

[toshio]

[spadefish]

[northerncricket]

I’m glad the west ran out of cat memes, so now we have to import them from Russia and Japan

[just-shower-thoughts]

Losing an argument when you’re right just because the other person is too stupid to understand what you’re saying is probably one of the most infuriating things in the entire fucking universe

[onlytwitterpics]

[c-bassmeow]

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[neverthere12345]