Dragon Age Trash

Megan, 19, giant dork. This blog is carefully curated to only contain the best mayonnaise.

[kermitlesbian]

society starting going downhill when they removed the cd drives from laptops

[valtsv]

concept: angels but they look like stingray skeletons

[valtsv]

[sadbugbois]

wow good concept???

[dvandom]

BE NOT AFRAID

[walrusguy]

[queer-raccoon]

olny one survived

[xeremusing]

Thats his victory dance

[thehumming6ird]

Owen Wilson talks Shakespeare and Tom Hiddleston (2021)

[egberts]

[eldritchidiot]

the whole squad

[kalichnikov]

Thanks I hate it: sarcastic disdain, you don't enjoy this at all that's insufferable, I love it: prankster solidarity. A compliment for mischief. You gotta try this dude, it sucks: solidarity through communal self-flagellation It's terrible, watch it immediately: Your classic so-bad-it's-good media

[hoenngarbage]

I swear how do I know ZERO celebrities. You guys always talk about famous people and I have no idea who the hell you’re talking about but then it turns out they’re the most well known and liked person on earth right now

[tenthfloorghostgirl]

because all u do is watch phineas and ferb

[hoenngarbage]

They sent Candace to the moon the other day.

[coquetrys-blog]

remember when dash drama looked like this

[ratzenbeco]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Let’s do a Wild Hunt larp where we kidnap Jeff Bezos and release him in the forest and then give all the larpers (who are amazon employees) weird masks and motorbikes painted to look like fucked up horses and wolves.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Somewhat disturbed at how fast this post started picking up notes.

[bisexualshakespeare]

don’t set out food if you don’t want us to eat

[wonderwomemes]

i love that i can’t write the word fuck on facebook without risking getting zucced and here I’m greeted everyday by posts like this

[sasssydaddy123]

lil nas x being so outrageously gay and so aggressively unapologetic is what ive been fucking waiting for.

ppl say "we get it ur gay stfu already" and he says ok imma make a whole music video with butt ass naked men

like, he will not stop in order to make the straights comfortable and im fucking living for it

[space-morningstar]

That absolute pride and happiness that I get from seeing everything he does or publishes is just great, there really is no way to describe how great everything he is doing is.

And the fact that he responds so brilliantly only makes me adore him more.

[chongoblog]

“Damn Post+ is gonna kill Tumblr :/“

As if anything short of the hand of God themself personally dissolving the servers to an atomic level will kill this atrocity of a website

[cutiesncantrips]

[acadieum]

me: i wanna join discord servers and make more friends

me, knowing full-well that i join servers only to mute it immediately after and never talk in it bc it makes me anxious: 

[tswwiaa]

The skeleton of a stingray, and an x-ray of another stingray. You're welcome.

[romcommunist]

i think we could reform pangaea if we all tried hard enough

[lovingrot]

if we all just got in the water and pushed

[astraldemise]

people who are nice to me in online games even though i suck: i owe u my life

[astraldemise]

people who communicate in online games by jumping around or spin in a corcle instead of using the chat function: i love you

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

I love locking my door like…you’re not coming in lmfao

[radiant-moonchild-deactivated20]

This post is honestly so iconic like every time I lock my door I literally think about this

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[lyonelwhoretent]

E3 this year so far