awkward is my middle name

Human (as far as you know) with a love for language and culture studies. Never left the "dragons are cool" childhood phase. Been here for more than a decade and at this point I don't think there's any escaping the hellsite (affectionate). Enjoy...? [She/Her]

[itsgonnabeanofrommedawg]

dan and phil publicly forgiving their audience for ripping their private life apart. chronically closeted dan following that up by asking "phil do YOU forgive me for years of dealing with my bullshit?" and phil saying he doesn't need to forgive him. literally peace and love on phanet earth

[cornedbeefhashtags]

Ever since I was a little boy I knew that I wanted to stay up too late and be exhausted at work tomorrow

[ikarakie]

if a character means enough to me i will truly never stop thinking about them. i just retire them into a little back room in my brain and periodically bring them out to stare at them under a little light

[nwmo]

LITTLE GUY SPOTTED

[chris-in-eugene]

@kellysue

[kellysue]

oh hell yes

[fatestayyuri]

always scary when mutuals change urls

[fatestayyuri]

"ah shit, did i do something to make them block me... what do you think, handsome stranger who i'm randomly following?"

[junglejim4322]

Why are there like 5 daily chores where if you skip them for 2 days your life becomes a time based psychological thriller after

[leyside]

it's always high camp when you get into a new piece of media and you're like "ok, even though this character is seemingly designed to make me froth at the mouth, i will resist, i will stay strong, i won't become a parody of myself" and then you watch the character for about five seconds and you imprint on them

[ampervadasz]

[fishmass]

@is-the-snake-video-cute

[is-the-snake-video-cute]

Oh, wow, that’s cute.

No worries here at all! Kenyan sand boas are big diggers - this snake is trying to burrow in the glove and isn’t sure why it’s not working out so hot. They’ll figure it out eventually.

[shadrax-official]

I laughed with such glee at this

[emwheezie]

🌈🌈🌈🌈

[catkin-morgs-kookaburralover]

re: google AI. seriously. do you want machine generated misinformation or do you want to come here, to our beloved tumblr, and receive specially hand crafted misinformation. support real artists, guys. come to tumblr for your misinformation

[nerdy-catfish]

Our blessed handcrafted misinformation vs their barbarous machine-generated lies

[wolfboywarmachines]

happy pride to the marketing team tom hardy held at gunpoint to get this gay ass tagline

[ashenmind]

good lord this thing is useless

[fishmech]

idk what yall are mad about the new Lies Your Older Cousin Tells You machine is working great

[vamptits]

they want you to make fried rice

[memser]

who is "they"

[vamptits]

the wok left

[catalinaacosta]

where did it go?

[cuteness--overload]

[mysticorset]

If you can't see it close enough, here's the sign that is next to several gardening gloves hung from a wire:

My cat is a thief Please take these items if they are yours.

[supergrinch]

@kittybroker how much for the cat burglar

[kittybroker]

Terrifying kitty burglar hard at work causing crime! This little glove stealing menace now going for only $14.53!

[c3po]

i think i may have some issues

[nothingtodotonight]

What issues?

[c3po]

r u species cuz ur acting invasive

[neometalpussy]

do you guys ever like forget you're interested in something until you start engaging with it again and you go "oh wait i'm like crazy crazy about this yeah"

[lazuli43]