Fuck Everything

[whitepeopletwitter]

[stimman3000]

we’re really at that point in the year where no one cares about anything huh

[krishnadewme]

[lionkins]

[wallpatterns-deactivated2019120]

My psych professor mentioned swaddling in lecture so I emailed him a picture of me being swaddled in my dorm room and asked if I could get extra credit because it was really hot in there and I got really sweaty and he was like “fabulous, sure”

[brotherslug-deactivated20190730]

[nikeypapi]

how do you deal with anxiety ?

i let it fuck me up then i go to bed

[teathattast]

@classicdadmoves

[marchofthethieves]

where’d they get all those dads

[hweianime]

Dadmart

[letitrainathousandflames-archive]

Someone: oh there’s this show I’m watching... oh, nevermind, it’s silly you probably don’t wanna hear about it

Me, knowing fully well how much it sucks to have your passions invalidated and how cool it is to rant about something you love:

[imalreadydashingthroughtheno]

[lovemakesyouwonder]

[hplyrikz]

“I’d say go to hell, but I never want to see you again.”

— Sylvia Plath (via hplyrikz)

Clear your mind here

(via hplyrikz)

[handsomedogs]

[banji-effect]

Glamour~

[ceasepool]

power

[scarletbani]

Fashion

[bisexualgambit]

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Never forget the time my grandma said that St. Patrick didn’t chase all the snakes out of Ireland because there are still Brits there fcgvhbjnkm

[bisexualgambit]

this is absolutely 100% okay to reblog

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[narputo]

When you’re sharing the same hiding spot with someone during hide n seek

[persephonexrising]

This looks more like gay porn

[narputo]

No it’s when you’re sharing the same hiding spot with someone during hide n seek can’t you read

[abbf26]

the news is bad sometimes

[thegreathamedebate]

Okay but what’s the phone

[sailor-arashi]

As advertised:

[abbf26]

thats what cain used to kill abel

[unlimited-shitpost-works-deacti]

gonna put the electric company out of business

[coolpassing]

Another thing that I hate is the idea that my identity isn’t “age appropriate” for children. Like, my mom described my girlfriend as “a friend of mine” to my 10 year old sister (who unbeknownst to my mom, knows that I am gay have a gf). That shit hurts! It’s really fucking hurtful that people I love think of my being gay as something that children “wouldn’t understand” and should therefore be shielded from. Surprise: children are generally uninterested in the particulars of adult dating/relationships. So if you tell them two people are together they will just take your word for it and not immediately launch into questions about gay sex. Incredible!

[jemthecrystalgem]

Seriously, dismantle the harmful misconception that same gender relationships are somehow more “adult” than different gender ones

[glumshoe]

One of my 11 year old campers came out as bisexual one night at camp. “Oh, yeah, I’ve known I like boys since I was nine,” he said. “It’s not big deal. Not like it was back in YOUR day.”

Another 12 year old camper came out as trans one night. All my kids immediately switched to using her chosen name as soon as she explained herself, and then went back to playing Magic.

[steeleholtingon]

Oh, yeah, this so freaking hard to explain. Me, to my 9 and 12 year old boys: Your cousin Alicia is marrying her girlfriend, Alice. My boys: Okay. Me, when another cousin came out: Hey kids, go clean up your rooms. Josh and his new boyfriend, Jeremy are coming over. Kids: But I don’t WANT to clean my room! Me, when their bisexual cousin John proposed to his girlfriend: Hey kids, John and Jill are getting married. Kids: Okay. Kids: Mom, why doesn’t Sarah date? Me: Because she doesn’t want to. I’ll admit, the conversation about their friend’s dad becoming a woman was a more complex conversation, because it was a great opportunity to talk about gender and biology as separate things, but it ended with: 

Hey kids, Katie’s dad, Carl, is now a woman, and she’s called “Charlotte.” Kids: “Cool.” It’s not that hard, people.

[blazingjaya]

Seriously.

My daughter (age 13) Mum I’m a lesbian and I’m dating Katie.

My son (age 15) ok so I’m asexual and I’m non binary and I really need people to use the right pronouns.

Me: no worries **emails teachers to request they use the correct pronouns**

THIS IS NOT HARD PEOPLE JUST TREAT CHILDREN LIKE HUMAN PEOPLES THEY GET THIS SHIT AND UNDERSTAND IT BETTER THAN YOU DO.

[clatterbane]

Kids won’t even learn to act weird about this stuff unless adults model that for them. Using children who have no reason to even care as an excuse is several extra levels of messed up.

(See also: “Children are cruel!” Yeah, some of them learn fast. Especially when nasty behavior gets excused and encouraged.)

[hashtagloveloses]

POUR ONE OUT FOR COMRADE OPPORTUNITY 

and send a thank you postcard to the Opportunity team for all their hard work!

[furashuban]