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lets play a game called ‘i feel like i’m bothering you with everything i say so i won’t make any attempts at contact until you message me first’

insidemycar

declaringwar

failing an exam you actually studied for

screenshotsofdespair

420yearold

going back to school after break like

helloitsmemes-deactivated201606

hey if you ever tell someone they’re stupid for getting an arts degree do me a favor and

-never watch a movie or play again -never watch tv or Netflix again -never listen to music again -never watch a recital again -never look at another painting, photo, or statue -never play a video game again -never read a book again

and return to your judgmental ass Puritan lifestyle

softblackgirl

when ur trying to practice self care but you’re lowkey pleading for death’s mercy

funnystories

funny story

This happened when I was in the first grade. My birthday was coming up and like any other kid in elementary school I wanted to bring in a treat for the entire class. My mom baked sugar cookies and instead of putting them in a container or on a tray, she stuffed them in a ziplock bag and put them in my backpack. This was a big mistake.

Fast forward to my birthday, it was the end of the day and the only thing left to do was for me to hand out my cookies. I search for the cookies in my backpack only to discover that they had been crushed. No whole cookie remained, just crumbs and a few small fragments.

I started to panic and frantically thought of what to do. I could have just said that I forgot the cookies at home or something else along those lines but I didn’t want to disappoint everyone. So I ended up giving everyone in my class a handful of crumbs on a napkin along with an apology.