I wish I were Tumblr famous. Because I’m pretty sure no one has done this and I’m pretty sure it would get a ton of notes.
trying on a metaphor
One Nice Bug Per Day
Xuebing Du
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

Product Placement
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

shark vs the universe

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Kaledo Art
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noise dept.

#extradirty

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
AnasAbdin

titsay
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
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@scarletttuba
I wish I were Tumblr famous. Because I’m pretty sure no one has done this and I’m pretty sure it would get a ton of notes.
19-Year-Old Artist Uses Real-Life Objects To Complete Her Illustrations
If you’ve had a bad day, Sheila wants to help you out!
@trilliumrising
@saxysundevil
well that neighbor feud took an amusing turn.
spray me harry. Jk.
Wake up and open your curtains. Your windows too.
Drink some tea or coffee, whatever pleases you. Notice every sip.
Have some fresh fruit and finish breakfast feeling full.
Stand outside and feel the air. Cool or warm, it will make you feel real.
Get some exercise. Yoga to soothe, running to breathe, lifting for strength.
Take care of your body. Have a nice shower and pamper as much as you want afterward.
If you’re going to work, remember you have the chance to make anyone’s day or to ruin it. Act accordingly.
Weed out the bad language. It’s only creating tension in your body and mind. Kind words are infinitely more appreciated.
Take some time each day to improve your mind. Keep reading that great book. Listen to an incredible piece of music. Practice an instrument or a skill. The progress is its own reward.
Pictures will help you remember how wonderful life is. But spend less time on your phone and more time seeing the world face to face.
Go to sleep knowing that you have done well. Tomorrow is there with room to become even better.
-Notes to myself on how to become a better person this summer.
I don’t think you realize how important this picture is.
Harry: There's this giant black dog that's been following me.
Lupin: Wow, that sounds pretty sirius.
I carry this water bottle around on purpose because I know the kids will ask me why I have a pink one. This is how every convo has gone:
Kids: Mr.C Why do you have a pink water bottle?
Me: Because I like pink, why?
Kids: Pink is for girls
Me: Why?
Kids: ummmmmmm
Me: Do you know why it’s for girls?
Kids: No it just is
That’s when I go into a brief lesson about how pink is JUST a color (I am the art teacher so they think I am the authority on colors) for everyone.
As a teacher I am trying my hardest to re-educate these kids in the most non threatening way possible. It will take them a minute to understand that pink isn’t a “girl color”, but a color we can all love
I love you for this
erasing gender essentialism is MEGA IMPORTANT!
“I am the art teacher so they think I am the authority on colors”
i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??
IM DYING
Nobody can drag me dooooown...
I’m the girlfriend who will stay awake all night rubbing your back as you sleep, just so you sleep well.
Not me. I got shit to do in the morning take a NyQuil
I hope jesus comes back as a rapper
nicki minaj is already here
Randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself
This fucking duck. Gets me every time.
my dad just walked in, asked me “what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?” and left
dads are on a whole different level man