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A lazy daisy

kaptainandy

“sorry guys.” “shut it down!”

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juliannegriepp

i Definitely don’t post here enough so here’s a spongebob thing for my internship loll

afairfight

Queer Eye, S4E3

cahootings

hillhomed

will just wanted to play dnd and show off his cool will the wise costume throughout the whole season

punkcherries

im fucjkigfngng

phoenixstart

What a beautiful man Hey, I have a visual novel /dating sim discord (both for fans and creators!) Please drop by!

levourdalak

teaboot

I love the weirdly specific rules that go with answering a riddle. Like, “I Have Two Eyes But I Cannot See: What Am I?” And the answer’s supposed to be the word ‘iridescent’ because ‘two *i*’s’ right, but like. Why can’t the answer be like… A guy with really bad cataracts. Someone wearing a blindfold. My uncle’s dog. Like why does it gotta be deep

teaboot

“I have a face but no eyes lips or nose, what am I?” Slenderman. Next

teaboot

It walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs in the evening. What is it? A dog with a muscular disease.

What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs? Snake.

What disappears when you say it’s name? my brother when it’s his turn to get the trash

skyykkeli

I think you have missed the meaning of the riddles

teaboot

Listen. Listen if I’m trapped between a wall of sentient fire and a goblin mage who will only reveal the one true path across the forbidden glade if I answer his riddles three, I’m not going to waste time struggling for the answer with the deepest life lesson. I’m gonna pick an answer that fits the criteria and I’m gonna stick with it. “A poor man has it and a rich man needs it” it’s a flashlight. They’re in a cave. The poor man is a tour guide. Next Question before my ass burns off, Por Favour

deaf-fellas-partner

This is the real way how ravenclaws get into their rooms

gilalevana

The secret to the ravenclaw riddles is that you don’t actually need to know “the answer”, you just need to be able to defend the answer you give.

legisaskerator

that’s the definition of being an English major

kyraneko

The result of the Ravenclaw common room door is a House full of students who can make up bullshit on the spot and defend it to the death using only three braincells and a complete absence of fucks, and the resulting agony this produces in the teachers is PRECISELY what Rowena Ravenclaw wanted.