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becausebirds

Toucan discovers a traffic cam. video

biggaylion

Today is the day this toucan discovered a traffic cam

you can only reblog it today

aquilacalvitium

Missed this last year by 50 effing minutes.

aquilacalvitium

Hell yeah I’m scheduling this again.

songswithoutwords

beaft

If carp could speak they would all have French accents

beaft

mon dieu.... you have caught me....

airborneranger63

Do u ever think about how dogs, who have 2 colour receptors, see an apple as grayish yellow, while humans have 3 and see it as red, and mantis shrimp have 12, and see it another monstrous colour altogether?

How none of us are necessarily correct, and the apple itself, is not really any colour, it’s just a fruit minding its own goddamn business??

Fucking fascinating

airborneranger63

We don’t know how ANYTHING TASTES, SOUNDS, LOOKS, FEELS, OR SMELLS

madness-to-my-method

If you think about it just a bit too much like I did, you'll reach the conclusion that nothing really tastes, sounds, looks, feels or smells. It's just your brain's interpretation of chemical composition, vibrations, the way things reflect light, more vibrations and chemical composition again

pawpels

Reality can’t be proven to exist outside of our ability to perceive it through our senses but our senses can’t be trusted so basically nothing is real do what you want

asundergrowth

Today on Tumblr Accidentally Recapitulates Wittgenstein's Theory of Experiential Epistomology

asundergrowth

Tfw you shitpost so hard you accidentally write a beautiful summary of the defining breakthrough of 20th century philosophy.

whitepeopletwitter

treethymes

sheholdsyoucaptivated

garbage-empress

this is the only day you can reblog this

toesucker

The catholic church has a secret menu just ask for the body of Christ monkey style and they’ll give you a wafer with peanut butter on it

toesucker

ALL OF YOU IN THE NOTES SHUT UP. JUST SHUT UP, OR I WILL CLAP MY HANDS AGAINST YOUR HEAD AND TURN YOUR BRAINS INTO A BLOODY MIST.

I CAN’T CHECK MY FUCKING NOTES WITHOUT SEEING PARAGRAPHS AND ESSAYS OF TEXT CONTAINING ARGUMENTS AND NUTRITION FACTS FOR COMMUNION WAFERS.

LOOK AT WHAT YOU’RE ARGUING ABOUT. TAKE A STEP BACK AND READ MY POST AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN UNTIL YOU REALIZE WHAT A WRETCHED FOOL YOU’VE BECOME.

THIS WORLD IS BURNING, THE SEVEN SEALS ARE OPENING UP, THE UNIVERSAL DARKNESS IS SWALLOWING US WHOLE, AND THIS IS WHAT YOU DEVOTE PART OF YOUR PRECIOUS, MINISCULE LIFE TOWARDS?

NOTHING IS SACRED. GOD HAS LEFT US AGES AGO AND NOW ALL WE HAVE IS EACH OTHER. SO LOVE. SHUT UP, JOIN HANDS, AND CHERISH. YOU ARE THE BEAST YOU WORSHIP.

whitepeopletwitter

gayphobia-deactivated20210110

what are your guys’ signs and your least favorite sign?

i’m a capricorn and my least favorites are taurus bc they don’t like to listen

catchymemes

black-labs-matter

Opossums are nocturnal critters that may repel and disgust many, but they could be a important facto...

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch

Thanks!

ottosgotanothergun

rianncreates-deactivated2024072

The face of a true hero

twisted-oak

full of bugs

bogleech

WAIT just how often does this happen that we barely noticed?! Are opossums the cleaner wrasses of the forest?! And are ticks probably way worse now just thanks to decades of humans hating opossums for no reason???

darkbookworm13-deactivated20240

I had no idea that animals would seek out possums for a tick cleaning, like how crocodiles sit with their mouths open for small birds to clean their teeth. That is so cool.

rox-and-prose

One of my least favorite mental illness things is "hungry but dont feel like eating" and its companions "hungry but all the food in the house is Illegal," "hungry but can't make anything," and "hungry, want to eat, but why bother"