Schlutty;

Becca. 26. LA. Partying. Cars. Fitness. Luxury. Raving. Fashion.

[little-theatre-fairy]

[asharomi]

[signalwalker]

[voltaspistol]

It's an open notes test and some dense motherfuckers still can't figure out the answers.

[su-n-s-e-t]

Clouds Lovers

[maviyenot]

[positivelyqueer]

the phrase ‘this is my first time being alive’ has done wonders for me recently. Yeah, I don’t know how to navigate this situation! It’s brand new to me and I’m learning on the fly, aren’t humans such wonderfully adaptive creatures?

[schlutty]

I get one serious crush and start fantasizing about engagement rings 💀 I can’t post on Twitter because he follows me there

[eastgaysian]

the experience of animal in your house never gets old. fuck yes dude there's an animal in here. did you guys know about the animal

[dogsaremypatronus]

We took the drunk train home.

They were all absolutely infatuated with him and whispering about how much they wanted to pet him and then shushing each other saying “no that’s rude you can’t! just leave him alone!” so I told them they can pet him if they want and they were absolutely overwhelmed with happiness, while simultaneously being very concerned for his well-being, continually asking if I was very sure that it was okay and that I should please please tell them if I need them to leave him alone.

Basically, it was a great ending to a VERY long day. Sometimes people are really great.

[campfirecanines]

the composition here is honestly close enough to a medieval painting, and just fuckin beautiful in 2138908 ways, that i think we can go ahead and hang this in a museum, thanks

[funnytwittertweets]

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

me talking to a psychic: can you please tell me what I want?

[worldofthecutestcuties]

So these are my cats right now

[mosscosmos]

okay fuck ALL personality type indicators u know of just forget them right now I have a new one for u and it’s really good

reblog and put IN THE TAGS!!!!! what ur costume was on ur first halloween (or like,, the first one u had a costume for)

[bitchycode]

list of things im handling well currently

1.

[tomlinmeme-deactivated20140811]

[legsmoobailey]

[wadey-wilson]

[j05u-3]