flower adult

[screenshotsofdespair]

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

Weird thing I’ve noticed: Nobody I know actually talks about the current situation by name. Nobody says ‘Corona’ or ‘COVID’, or really even ‘pandemic’. In conversation it’s only referred to in vague terms like ‘the way things are’ or just ‘y’know’.

Like, “I don’t have a bedframe. I had just moved in March and then, well, y’know.” 

“I’ve been trying to figure out my school plans, but that’s getting hard because of the way things are.”

“I’d been planning on going to some conventions this summer but….yeah.”

I’d always found it hard to understand how societies in fantasy or sci-fi novels could just all agree at once to not say the name of the big scary threat, until now.

[purronronner]

It’s not even out of fear, really, like it’s always portrayed to be. It’s just cause like. There isn’t any reason to specify.

[cilly-murphy]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[catchymemes]

[link-the-feral-anon]

When you remember the anti-vax movement

[burger-prince]

[tatsutahimet]

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

[c-is-for-circinate]

THIS POST DID NOT AGE WELL

[fun-with-colors]

This post was prophetic

[red-white-black]

[jack-gourdon]

I think back to these memes everyday. And they did, indeed, not age well.

[nitholites]

[le-dreadmau5]

Thanks, I hate it

[skarfly]

[hunginggrapes]

This actually show how each and every time we are super unprepared to deal with it.

Every goddamn time

[catsbeaversandducks]

[sixthrock]

Wait is this the same cat from that “my cat always looks like she just found out her husband died at sea” tweet??

IT IS

[official-german-puns]

“Eine Lufthansa-Maschine aus Frankfurt hat im Anflug auf den Bremer Flughafen eine durchaus pikante Route gewählt. Die Flugkurve ähnelte eindeutig einem Penis. Die Airline spricht von normaler Härte.

Die Passagiere in der Lufthansa-Maschine LH350 von Frankfurt nach Bremen bekamen von der (ungewollten) Kreativität ihres Piloten vermutlich nichts mit. Mit zwei schnellen Kehren und einer langgezogenen Kurve flog der Kapitän des Airbus A320 am Dienstag fein säuberlich und mit viel Liebe zum Detail einen imaginären Penis in den Bremer Morgenhimmel.

Die Flugroute, die man hinterher auf dem Portal flightradar24 bewundern konnte, ließ wenig Spielraum für Interpretationen offen: eine astreine Lümmel-Landung. ”

[endangered-justice-seeker]

[fvckpvssy]

fire

[make--it--gayer]

[veztemporana-deactivated2019061]

bonus:

[scumbagsblog]

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

[shitpostbishop]

[devilsss-dyke-deactivated202202]

these all sound like they were made up on the spot and that’s actually why i’m 100% certain these are legit phrases in these languages for this

[beggars-opera]

My favorite language-learning moment was watching the Little Mermaid dubbed in Spanish and hearing “thingamabobs” translated as “no-sé-mabobs”

[grittymemewarehouse]

[heroofthreefaces]

The greatest trick capitalism ever pulled was getting the oppressed to blame other oppressed for their being oppressed.

[hypokeimena]

told my parents i miss archaeology and my mom was, very sympathetically, like: “do you want to dig holes in the garden?” and i was like. yes. i want to dig holes in the garden.

[ruffboi-mags]

my wife, after reading this to me aloud: It’s your people! …do you want me to break a clay pot for you to put back together?

me, burying my face in my hands: Maybe…?

[mycroftrh]

These are both moods, but unfortunately I am primarily a bioarchaeologist. (IE, I specialize in digging up old human skeletons.) And, uh, home-made bioarchaeology is tragically discriminated against by law enforcement.

[joshpeck]

ok sometimes facebook mom humor is actually kind of funny

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[dog-huron-green]

Me cleaning the house in quarantine.

[text-mode]

The Morris worm or Internet worm of November 2, 1988 was one of the first computer worms distributed via the Internet. It was written by a student at Cornell University, Robert Tappan Morris, and launched on November 2, 1988 from MIT.

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

It’s trapped on a floppy tho this is some dark shit it has been denied its purpose forever bound to this obsolete storage

[smolmzd-deactivated20150612]

am i glad it’s in there and we’re out here

[undergroundmonorail]

people reading fantasy novels ask “why did the ancient ones seal the evil away for ten thousand years instead of just killing it” but then we go ahead and do this shit

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

We have learned nothing from every fantasy novel ever O.O

[ayellowbirds]

The best part, from the wiki article: “According to its creator, the Morris worm was not written to cause damage, but to gauge the size of the Internet.”

It was intended to do good, but the programmer made a mistake and it got out of hand, becoming viral.

[dr-archeville]

R̴͓̮͈̞̿͐͛̏̒͂͊̾ͅE͉̝͍̹̣̺̿͗͟͝L̶͖̫͇͙̬ͬ͗͌͘E̻͔̳ͪͭ̑̔̉̉̑ͣ͝͝ͅẢ̲̳̝̗̮ͩS̼̮̠̦͍͈̳̝ͮ̌ͯͯ̌͆͗͠ͅEͦ̎̊͏̪͙̤̦͈̯̱͞͠ ̱̃ͥ̆̄M̛̝̘̺̥̙̱͚ͣ̋͊̚E̪̮͍̘̟̟͚͖͐

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

the year is 28AW (after worm) and still we suffer

[sadcypher]

were having online classes from now on and the struggle is real. took my robotics prof 15 minutes to unmute himself on skype 

[sadcypher-rkive]

update: programming prof is streaming over twitch with a gaming headset and a corona beer. Most on brand thing ive ever seen 

[oxymoron-pleonasma]

works in German only